Petrills

Product Leader @Justworks | Dad | Reader | Reasonable Takes

[Petrills @petrills]

@turbovax Huge did his part and helped thousands of fellow New Yorkers book vaccine appointments. Now he’s asking us to do our part and speak out against Asian American hate crimes. Do the right thing.

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@anothercohen You didn't need them anyway we're still with you. Also they will now miss out on the quality shitposting.

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@shl Welcome to Brooklyn. I'm in Windsor Terrace. Brooklyn is a great place to raise a fam!

[tay @hairball1952]

David Byrne practicing his moves for Stop Making Sense

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@craighorlbeck DMing the jets "Matt Ryan: you should see me rock MetLife"

This got no laughs but had me in stitches well done.

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

We lost Norm Macdonald two years ago today.

This stupid joke still kills me.

RIP to one of the greatest to ever do it.

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@lennysan 25K followers LFG

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@lennysan What about @lennysan powered tik tok influencer posts? Are these off the table too? Was looking to consume PM content on the platforms that also serve me NYC restaraunt reviews and parenting advice.

[Derek Thompson @DKThomp]

Something deeply, deeply broken in a system where NYC child care is both

- so expensive for buyers, that NYC families have to make $300k to make it affordable (<7% total hhld income)
- so meager for providers, that a quarter of child care workers in the city live in poverty

[Market Urbanism @MarketUrbanism]

Just paid $4 for a tomato at a Brooklyn farmers market. To be fair, it was good…like €0.75 in Spain good. Somebody needs to do a Transit Costs Project-style deep dive into the NYC tomato market. Follow a tomato from vine to market in Spain vs. NYC and figure out wtf is going on

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@clairevo Thanks for sharing. Where are you taking your ai class?

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@PallaviGunalan Don't forget to blow into all of the slots!

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@clairevo My top follow for all OKR humor

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@clairevo I feel seen

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@TheJackForge This existed. An app called umi. I used it in nyc it was incredible but they couldn't get to scale 😞

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@packyM I can't place this pizza. What are your recs??

[Alex Cohen @anothercohen]

Billion dollar idea:

Chick Fil A sells 1/7 ownership to a bunch of Jews who open and operate all of the locations just on Sundays

[Assemblymember Robert Carroll @Bobby4Brooklyn]

It was a good morning to join Seeley St residents in celebrating the street newly becoming one-way.

@ShahanaFromBK and myself, alongside local residents, have worked to institute this important update which will lead to safer and more livable streets for the neighborhood.

[Petrills @petrills]

Thanks @NYC_DOT for making Seeley St safe. For many years the narrowest two way street in NYC was plagued with traffic jams, speeding, vehicle damage, and pedestrian injuries. Today, traffic flows one way w/ speed controls + signage

Cc:@ShahanaFromBK @Bobby4Brooklyn @
@robertca