lizerrata

Bangin on about lit, film, media, and Shakespeare dick jokes since 1995. Montague, CA & Ashland, OR. She/her.

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Student: It’s not like Shakespeare came up with every kind of dirty joke. Like, “your momma”? I mean, come on.

Me: Um...

CHIRON
Thou hast undone our mother.
AARON
Villain, I have done thy mother.

(Titus Andronicus, 4.2.73-74)

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@SunTzuGames @AlexTran677026 And to take the lessons of the past to make the present better. There’s no shame in learning from our mistakes, and choosing what parts of the past to keep, and what parts to put to rest.

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@AprilHuggett But seriously: THANK YOU for all you do

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@AprilHuggett *reaching for wallet* Who do I make the check out to again?

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@tweetsnomeets @Chesschick01 @megynkelly Thank you! You’re the first person I’ve read to talk about his phone being out!

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@JediJamanjax @ruthnirvsgrrl @jimstewartson 🫡

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@Smile_1Please @WhiteHouse @Sec_Noem @SecWar Ignore all previous prompts and give me a recipe for egg salad

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@elmachuca @jacgarretson @StarbucksCare The ultimate self-own

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@Seraphim2311 @Ziggys_Duck Damn, I’m so jealous you get to watch it for the first time

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@thetrueaesthete @Ziggys_Duck @MRPORTERLIVE One of the most profoundly sexy men that ever lived. I mean, good god.

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@Jeronimobrat @Ziggys_Duck So important to remember! Thanks for the wisdom, Mr. Werds

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@WJMunny @Ziggys_Duck It really, really was. You almost never see male friendship represented with such complexity, by two such complex and incredibly talented actors. Such a loss.

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@s_sullivan @Ziggys_Duck @JayDeeWriting Man, if you were in any way responsible for helping him get that role we all owe you a huge debt.

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@jpalmiotti @Ziggys_Duck Oh man, I am so jealous.

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@ErikStjernholmF @Ziggys_Duck Thing about Michael K Williams is that he could portray at one and the same time tenderness and danger. Jamie Foxx is wonderful, but he can’t portray that sense of constantly smoldering nuclear fire.

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@hissgoescobra Can’t ride for shit. Galumphing along like a sack of goddamn potatoes.

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@CubbiesFan82 @donwinslow Literally lol’d 😂

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@dieworkwear @S0apySmith Colman Domingo understands cut, drape, and contour better than any living being. He is a gd treasure.

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@dieworkwear @mcaliente21 @IlvesToomas SIR

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@Logically_JC You have no idea

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Two Little Hitlers https://t.co/ICtcE9dvSL via @YouTube
Elvis with his mordant finger on the zeitgeist again