Liz

Punching up until my arms get tired.

[Kevin Jokash @jevinwithak]

“Are you Donahue?” the woman asked sheepishly, closing the door behind her. She was drenched from the rain and had the all-too-familiar look of fear in her eyes peering from under the brim of her hat. She was tall and slender, JNCOs up to here.

[Ruvan @ruvan__j]

Damn what if we made salads taller? I’m gonna circle back around to this later.

[EMSC @LastQuake]

Felt #earthquake (#sismo) M3.9 strikes 16 km SW of San Francisco (#California) 4 min ago. Please report to: https://t.co/0Ack4wFIby

[Liz @lizlantz]

If *fewer* than six are false.
Stannis disapproves.

@CillizzaCNN
https://t.co/g3P3VppZ6h

[Liz @lizlantz]

I am officially a safe space for discussing #AvengersEndame

[Liz @lizlantz]

I didn’t know heads were optional in sports photography. I love learning

[Liz @lizlantz]

@adamclarkestes Engaging article. But it sounds like Bessie was the one who discovered the new use of borosilicate glass, not Bessie’s husband.

[Liz @lizlantz]

@peterallenclark Shaving your beard would reduce mass and lower gravity’s effects, for an easier ascent. #hottips

[Liz @lizlantz]

“So you think you solved in 14 days what they couldn’t solve in 2 years?”
A movie so good this dialog rolls off you like chevron 7 being locked in place.

[Liz @lizlantz]

Stargate circa 1994 is my favorite movie and I don’t even care. Budge’s hieroglyphics are wrong anyway.

[Liz @lizlantz]

Behold! A new fear has been born unto this world.

[Liz @lizlantz]

No lamp was bright enough to distrac.
No eagles too high to contac.

[Liz @lizlantz]

Reason 748 to drink less:

That one picture of your great-grandfather is 3 inches closer to the shelf edge than it should be.

[Liz @lizlantz]

Congrats to my Broseph, my BIL when I am ill, the mister to my sister, Joe Campagna. He has knocked on 6000-7000+ doors and gotten to know his community in a way that few candidates have. And he makes great waffles (bonus). #winner @bepe

[Liz @lizlantz]

Well, except for the end credits scene.

[Liz @lizlantz]

I’ve reached that special time in a woman’s life when she finally relates to Beidget Jones’ Diary

[Liz @lizlantz]

Sat next to cute guy on plane. Talked me up, asked for a hug. But no requests for the digits. Dude you cannot be this nice and call me pretty and not try to hit it. People so rude

[Liz @lizlantz]

Tweeting inside Twitter. Just like Putin. #WWCode

[Liz @lizlantz]

@BabyTreyce Your mom’s a horse.

[Liz @lizlantz]

@mpflorianz Would love to DM you. Hackbright engineering grad here, and lifetime fan. Ready to #changetheratio