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The Ultimate “Bitch Eating Crackers”🖌️ Divine hag of the ashes. 🧌Put up or shut up.

[Who me? @lizzayn]

Research questions: what’s the best way of detecting spyware on phones? How about on a desktop computer? And when it’s discovered would the local police or @fbi be the ones to contact? What if multiple accounts were hacked but changing passwords didn’t seem to help?

Thanks!

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

The #WordOfTheDay is ‘usurp.’
https://t.co/urS24q3jHq

[Who me? @lizzayn]

Hey, @BuzzFeed! Take this article down! #11 is horrible advice! I had stage 3 breast cancer and chemotherapy saved my life! Shame on you! Someone could die a painful unnecessary death because they took the advice of your shitty article https://t.co/nOv6Lcs4oZ

[Kristi Yamaguccimane @TheWapplehouse]

going as ReaGun for Halloween

[clare @sadderlizards]

sorry for drinking your water and knocking your stuff off your nightstand, i needed attention

[A-100 gecs @PinstripeBungle]

wife is going to Sarajevo for work and my father in law was like "be careful, that is not a safe country, archduke Franz Ferdinand was shot there"

[The Public Domain Review @PublicDomainRev]

Looking for some Halloween costume inspo? Some first-rate ideas in this 18th-century demonology book: https://t.co/VoWQy5A1P3 #halloween

[Fascinating @fasc1nate]

A dog in Russia grabbed the reporter's microphone and ran away during a live broadcast

[Joe Bob Briggs @therealjoebob]

Show @kinky_horror your Church of Satan membership card and get in free at tonight's Beelzebub Bash double feature on #TheLastDriveIn. Darcy is hoping Mr. Big drops in so she can resume their Walpurgisnacht debauch. 9 Eastern/6 Pacific on @Shudder.

[The Middle-earth Mixer @MiddleearthMixr]

“Sir, you have had 34 margaritas and you are on the floor of a Chilis. The police are outside.”

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

‘Hypocrite’ came from the Greek word ‘hypokrites,' which means “an actor” or “a stage player.”

1200s: ’ypocrite’ referred to someone who pretended to be morally good or pious in order to deceive others.

1700s: the ‘h’ returned and gained its more general meaning we use today.

[Alicia Smith @Alicia_Smith19]

Can’t tell if this is an ex, or someone running for President of the United States

[Dr Sean Travers @seanjetravers]

10 minutes into the movie I spent 2 hours deciding on

[Workplace Mental Health Resources @Stopworkplacebu]

We are living in a time where evil doesn't hide anymore, and the world still can't see it.

[Tylermckenzieco @kenzsinterlude]

Ppl realize they attacked you off of lies and manipulation and want to apologize after it’s too late. Don’t call me call the fucking police 😭