lizziecatt

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[lizziecatt @lizziet_]

If it looks like a duck and acts like a duck it’s a fucking duck

[lizziecatt @lizziet_]

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[lizziecatt @lizziet_]

She who hangs out in libraries

[Zaza Goblin @ZazaG0blin]

I don't trust people who like birds

[MK Ultra sick of this shit @firstmalaisekit]

Miley Cyrus is a Thanksgiving twerkey.

[January James-Riggs @JanuaryJames]

When friends with benefits turns into I don’t think I can live without you.

[ALISON WONDERLAND @awonderland]

sending love to anyone who isn’t hanging with friends or family today.

[lizziecatt @lizziet_]

@i_mthestorm Find that weird and lemme know

[Rads @_radsy]

my favorite holiday tradition is chasing a xanax with some white wine

[Kasey Rogers @yesakkasey_]

I’m gonna do my thing no apologies 💅

[Steve Howey @stevehowey]

Mac n cheese is more important than the turkey.

[lizziecatt @lizziet_]

@aalexandriabish I didn’t even go to any “family gathering” one side out of site out of mind bc my dad recently died. Other is just like you put.

[lizziecatt @lizziet_]

@aalexandriabish Seriously.

[ska @saraah_anderson]

Why do we struggle to pay for clothes we actually like but drop every big dollars on the latest designer or artist who dropped some new songs?

[lizziecatt @lizziet_]

Wowowowowowoowow

[sher🥺 @sherrysworld]

this man is clearly ignoring my tweets, fleets, texts, snaps, calls and dms just bc he’s playing hard to get. he wants me so bad

[woahh mann @ashhhhhhole]

what if all of my systems are nervous

[lizziecatt @lizziet_]

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[Geni @geniwithluv]

men b like “i have 79 bodies 😩” and have made zero women cum.

[ALISON WONDERLAND @awonderland]

sending love to anyone who needs it today

[lizziecatt @lizziet_]

I hate complaining all the time bc I know I do it lol but faaaack