L Jean Schwartz

Writer/Director: The Average Girl's Guide to Suicide (@taggts_). Dating Experimenter: Post-Modern Matchmaker (@postmodernmatch). Comedian, night owl, #bosswitch

[L Jean Schwartz @ljeanerator]

@MorganicInk 👏#WGAStaffingBoost 👏 I write dark comedy/dramedy, serious topics with funny chaotic good. I’m grounded, love details & process, and have a wide range of life experience (anarchist commune to a-list assistant). I enjoy making people laugh & being part of a team!

[L Jean Schwartz @ljeanerator]

Don’t buy dresses from @RetroStagecom! Their dresses are 6”(15cm) smaller than listed on size chart & their website says they unconditionally accept returns, but customer service has been giving me the runaround for almost 2 wks! 😡😡😡

[Cameron Esposito @cameronesposito]

Wanted to tell u what having a show on Seeso allowed us to do. I am so proud of #TakeMyWife.

[L Jean Schwartz @ljeanerator]

@rianjohnson The Force is strong! https://t.co/ynf7faQdhd

[heather aka rbg the tortoise's mum @NerdHeather]

If this isn't the highlight of #SDCC I just don't know what is

[Rogue NASA @RogueNASA]

Science is not a partisan issue. Science is the foundation of our society—we owe so much to peer-reviewed scientific research. #resist

[L Jean Schwartz @ljeanerator]

@SonosSupport having trouble with Spotify on Sonos system. Changed router channel &reset router &Sonos system. Radio by TuneIn works.

[Wendy Davis @wendydavis]

#PaulRyanSoScared he blocked delivery of PP petitions, but he can't stop u from calling 202-225-3031 or 888-909-7926 https://t.co/UBnkaZo2nI

[Planned Parenthood Action @PPact]

.@SpeakerRyan's office sent 6 security guards to block delivery of 87K #IStandWithPP petitions telling Ryan not to defund Planned Parenthood

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

In America, we build bridges, not walls.
Let’s go out and prove that love trumps hate.
https://t.co/jfd3CXLD1s

[Kimberly Johnson @Kaye_Elle_Jaye]

#ImVotingBecause I'm against Racism, Bigotry, Hate, Bullying, Division, Injustice, Inequality that's why #ImWithHer

[L Jean Schwartz @ljeanerator]

Thank you @TravisHolcombe for spinning upbeat tunes to help ease the pre-election anxiety! ❤️@kcrw

[Sierra Club @SierraClub]

15 Indigenous Women on the Frontlines of the Dakota Access Pipeline Resistance https://t.co/ljB2i1NnU1 (@ecowatch) #NoDAPL

[Erin Schrode @ErinSchrode]

I was shot by militarized police WHILE interviewing a man on camera at #StandingRock…and here's the footage. #NoDAPL https://t.co/FfWiSCbiKf

[Mark Ruffalo @MarkRuffalo]

.@NDGovDalrymple & @Potus the world is watching! We're calling on you to stop the police escalation at #StandingRock now! #WaterIsLife

[deray @deray]

It is shameful how protestors are being treated at Standing Rock by the militarized police. This is a mockery of justice. #NoDAPL

[L Jean Schwartz @ljeanerator]

Watched & LOVED @PITCHonFOX! Congrats @ItsMoMcRae @kyliebunbury + all the cast & crew! 💯❤️🙋💪

[L Jean Schwartz @ljeanerator]

15mins into @PITCHonFOX & already ALL the feels! ❤️🙋💪 #loveit

[L Jean Schwartz @ljeanerator]

.@TheRyanAdams songs abt #StrangerThings:

To Be Young (Is To Be Sad, Is To Spit Up Slugs)
Why Do They Leave? (Demogorgon)
The Rescue Blues

[L Jean Schwartz @ljeanerator]

Ryan Adams songs abt #StrangerThings:

Am I Safe(Where's The Demogorgon)
Come Pick Me Up(From The Upside Down)
Damn Dustin(I Love Eleven)

[L Jean Schwartz @ljeanerator]

.@jason_bentley @DeclanMcKenna's Isombard poss named for Isambard Brunel? (built UK railways) But is abt US Rt wing: https://t.co/8v302fqRBC