Laura Mitchell

[Dr Rachel Clarke @doctor_oxford]

Brave is facing cancer in the absence of radio-isotopes.

Brave is having type 1 diabetes, yet knowing your insulin supply is threatened.

Brave is gritting your teeth & doing the job of 3 nurses, because 2 have quit over Brexit.

Brave is *not* going for a walk.

[Aisling Bea @WeeMissBea]

When I was in primary school I learned 2 languages & also how Jesus was tortured til he looked “like a rasher” & then how he was nailed to a cross & how his mother grew him from a seed with just the help of an angel. But yes, grasping same sex love at that age would be mad. 🏳️‍��

[Ryan Stephens @ryanstephens]

My wife and I have found that focusing more on being teammates and less on being soulmates is a solid recipe for marital success.

Here's quick thread on the 6 rules we try to follow to be a good teammate to each other in our marriage.

👇👇👇

[Kath 💙🙀🇪🇺✊🏾 @KathyBurke]

He did what all music stars are meant to do; he frightened your mums and dads. RIP Keith Flint ♥️🔥♥️

[James Blunt @JamesBlunt]

At the Q Awards years ago, when @NoelGallagher was saying he was leaving Ibiza because I’d moved there, and @DamonAlbarn refused to be in the same picture as me, and @PaulWellerHQ was saying he’d rather eat his own shit than work with me, Keith Flint came over, gave me a hug, and

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Questions Brits love to ask:

Raining where you are?
Shall we just do it another time?
How’s that dog of yours?
Who you flying with?
Tea?
Good drive?
Are you having one?
Is it bank holiday tomorrow?
Did you have a good night in the end?
Heard the news?
Does it come with chips?

[Jon Cryer @MrJonCryer]

My daughter wrote her first comic book!!

(It’s like Star Wars, but with Narwhals)

[david ford @davidfordisdead]

I SAID GOOD DAY.

[Kath 💙🙀🇪🇺✊🏾 @KathyBurke]

How to be a Beautiful Man

- Don't be this twat
- That is all

[The Poke @ThePoke]

Theresa May’s past words are coming back to bite her.
https://t.co/8Ht8RSdEcg

[ParamountUK @ParamountUK]

Ladies and gentlemen, we present for the first time... Taron Egerton singing as Elton John! #Rocketman is coming soon 🚀

[Carly Chaikin @carlychaikin]

It’s happening, it’s happening, it’s happening.

[Laura Mitchell @ljmitch13]

@catastrophe_tv @robdelaney @SharonHorgan @PrimeVideo Please don't finish I bloody love this show *sad face*

[TOM MCRAE @tommcrae]

This. 👇 Absolutely this. Don’t be cool. Don’t self-protect - or watch yourself from above. Fall on your arse, but play from your heart.

[fearne cotton @Fearnecotton]

Honey aged 3 just asked me if we can go in a rocket to the moon to meet David Bowie. Oh darling I wish we could. 💫⚡️

[Jeremy Corbyn @jeremycorbyn]

Theresa May, take No Deal off the table, and let’s talk about Labour’s alternative plan.

The Prime Minister's No Deal threat is a pointless and damaging attempt to appease a faction in her own party when she now needs to reach out to overcome this crisis.
https://t.co/tcbECLgYLe

[Breast Cancer Now @BreastCancerNow]

Are you watching tonight's #ColdFeet? Take the time to get to know what's normal for your breasts: https://t.co/kgQJBQOvPj @ITV @FayRipley

[rob delaney @robdelaney]

On set of my new film in which I take over an iconic role from Mr. Matt Damon.

[david ford @davidfordisdead]

Sadly the artist hasn’t been so lucky.