Elaine Colleen

The smell of Elon.

[Tim Walz @Tim_Walz]

America has a clear choice in this election. Who will honor our democracy – and who will honor Donald Trump?

[follow @bencollins on bluesky @oneunderscore__]

JD Vance closing the debate with the most important thing going on: complaining about the mods at Facebook dot com.

[Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1]

Gov. Walz to Vance: "Did he lose the 2020 election?"

Vance: "Tim, I'm focused on the future…"

Walz: "That is a damning non-answer."

[Bess Kalb @bessbell]

Fun inside fact: JD Vance has to do his lil "side eye" thing once every three minutes per the terms of his contract with L'Oreal Paris ColorLast™ Eyeliner.

[VoteVets @votevets]

TO BE CLEAR: DONALD TRUMP INCITED JANUARY 6TH AND DID NOT PEACEFULLY TRANSFER POWER.

#VPDebate

[Fearghas Kelly @FearghasKelly]

I better go superviral for this...

[Jon Savoy @JonSavoyiSwear]

When he said they’re giving migrants sex changes I nearly spit out my dog

[Michael Ian Black @michaelianblack]

"So, to be clear, 9 years later, you don't have a plan."

"I have concepts of a plan."

[Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff]

“I have concepts of a plan”

[Dan Pfeiffer @danpfeiffer]

Finally, the Beyonce performance we were promised

[Elaine Colleen @llewloce]

Concepts of plans! 56 days! #Debate2024

[Dave Jorgenson @davejorgenson]

"I have been a leader on IVF, which is fertilization. I have been a leader on it, on fertilization. IVF."

me trying to reach the word count on my middle school essay

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

Live footage of guy in charge of cutting the mics:

[Jon Lovett @jonlovett]

Kamala: "Fired by 81 million people and he's having a hard time processing that." "World leaders are laughing at Donald Trump." "Military leaders say you're a disgrace."

Trump: Victor Orban likes me!

[Alexandra Petri @petridishes]

Trump is like, but a man went on television and made a claim someone ate his dog… you are telling me a man can just go on the tv and LIE???

[Kylie Brakeman @deadeyebrakeman]

I can’t believe “they’re eating the dogs” was a REBUTTAL to “You say weird stuff at your rallies”

[Jon Lovett @jonlovett]

A little bait on rally attendance and boom "they're eating the dogs!"

[Elaine Colleen @llewloce]

@sundarpichai 👀

[Reductress @Reductress]

‘Remote Work Is Hurting Company Culture,' Says CEO After 3rd Round of Layoffs: https://t.co/KZ8JWbt4Fb

[Elaine Colleen @llewloce]

@Soularlife They misdelivered my return address labels last week. Literally someone who lives somewhere else has a small box of stickers with my address on them.

[Alexandra Petri @petridishes]

In A Total Betrayal of Principle, Johnson Accepts Election Results https://t.co/QYRQBxTuBs