pat sajak hate account

low maintenance, high strung

[pat sajak hate account @lmwhe]

Who told the Waymos about the niche neighborhood shortcut that only residents know 😭

[chairman biden @chairmanbiden74]

happy pride

[Georgia Coley @artwithinpod]

the pope wrote a 42,000 word manifesto declaring war on AI. we are so freaking back.

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

Me on my wedding day hearing all my besties laughing together... While I'm seated next to my husband

[Victoria Rose @woahhvickyyy]

What is peter teal email??

[latke @latkedelrey]

boyfriend unsent a text and i asked him what it said

[sam @samwell_gnarly_]

White Lotus except they’re in Galveston

[The Goddamned Penguin @who_shot_jgr]

writing an e-mail and getting a prompt from AI "this sentence could be more concise"

no. i am verbose. i am loquacious. i am long-winded and often redundant even. you machine, do not tell me how to form my words

[۟ @4NGELWING]

all quiet on the frontal lobe

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

The Hobbits after the shire got a Zara

[hunter @3gpmh]

micro dosing hell by staying informed and educated

[jimmy montague @jimmymontague69]

Girlfriends be like “yes ill have the cardamom asparagus earl grey ice cream please!” And then be like “i dont like it”

[chase @_chase_____]

just saw a kid walking with a balloon. that’s so classic

[morgan sung @morgan_sung]

to be fair, asking the average person to pick between blood meridian and claudeslop is kind of like asking to choose between a funky sediment heavy "biodynamic" natural wine and a buzzball. you gotta develop a taste for this kind of thing

[GL @gldivittorio]

Sometime between tonight and tomorrow there’s gonna be about two to four hours where Trump has heard about Talarico but doesn’t know he’s white yet, and they’re gonna matter

[Jimmy @jimmmyro]

So I’m like really bad at office politics

[Raphæl de la Ghetto @ilovesmick]

All these white people mad about Kendrick Lamar’s Super Bowl performance… I hope next year they get Bad Bunny performing the whole set in Spanish.

[Roob @roob_drummer]

snowing hard this morning. Bus driver slid through a red light. Only thing he said was “we slidin” i cant stop thinking about this

[pictoria vark @pictoriavark]

had a moment washing dishes where i believed maybe for the first time ever that so long as i’m alive, i get to try again and do it differently, and it made me genuinely weep. then i picked up my phone and hopped between instagram and tiktok for 2 hours