space cowboy

hot young tech wizard

[space cowboy @lncognithoe]

I can’t wait for the American version of the Nuremberg trials.

[space cowboy @lncognithoe]

Never thought this would be my life but now it is and can confirm coolest thing ever

[esper. @EsperTCG]

Having a cute girlfriend that plays Pokemon the trading card game is the coolest thing ever

[wint @dril]

Food $200
Data $150
Rent $800
Candles $3,600
Utility $150
someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying

[space cowboy @lncognithoe]

Autistic rapper be like “TWO TRAIINNS”

[space cowboy @lncognithoe]

Getting a tramp stamp that says [BOTTOM TEXT]

[space cowboy @lncognithoe]

my body is a machine that always makes too much pasta for dinner

[space cowboy @lncognithoe]

Drinking all the Celsius in the work fridge to either get drunk or die from caffeine poisoning

[NBC News @NBCNews]

The canned cocktail maker High Noon is warning customers that some of its vodka seltzers were accidentally labeled as Celsius energy drinks. https://t.co/a0RnJ4BfGF

[space cowboy @lncognithoe]

might actually try out RuneScape stay tuned

[space cowboy @lncognithoe]

is there a zip line on love island, asking for a friend

[space cowboy @lncognithoe]

mr president, the second beer has hit my hand

[space cowboy @lncognithoe]

I graduated today (got a corporate job after bartending for 4 years)

[space cowboy @lncognithoe]

My dad and I didn’t know what to make our username when we got a PS3. We were eating cheese and crackers so decided that’d be our name. The full thing didn’t fit so it ended up being CHEESE_AND_CRACK

[space cowboy @lncognithoe]

No longer an important person at work

[space cowboy @lncognithoe]

If humans never invented the wheel I wouldn’t have to work tomorrow

[space cowboy @lncognithoe]

i love installing silly games on my phone, playing them once, and never touching them again

[space cowboy @lncognithoe]

Imagine going to your friends house to trip for the first time and this is their house

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

Sam Cox spent two years transforming his 12-room mansion in Kent into a surreal, doodle-covered masterpiece. Every inch of the house, from walls and floors to furniture and even appliances, is adorned with black-and-white doodles, that consumed over 900 liters of paint and 2296 pen nibs

[space cowboy @lncognithoe]

@MadelineDawgg This goes so hard

[space cowboy @lncognithoe]

Fuck you @MadelineDawgg

[space cowboy @lncognithoe]

I learned how to do a messy bun, it’s over for you bitches