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[Wizely 🫥🌙 @Wizelycook]

First ever PTO millionaire, this nigga so inspiring brah.

[Old Man Bran. @brandometry]

Wait until report cards come out and buy one off marketplace. Thats when moms be selling their sons consoles that are messing up in school.

[ǝdɐɔsǝʇıʍpıɯ @cnb_1992]

"There's too much talent trapped in poverty and too much mediocrity funded"

[jezz @JezziiB]

Things we learned recently:

- CEOs say tax breaks create jobs
- Trump's bill gave Netflix a $930 million tax break
- Netflix laid off 1,000 employees

do the math

[L. Gordon Camps @LaonCamps]

Pablo Torre is an Ivy League taught journalist*, not a jock sniffer. That’s the problem in this new age of reporting/journalism. Love Carmelo, but he too old to still be on that Baltimore “Stop Snitching” stuff.

[Achmat Akkad @BlackIntifada]

The Jewish community can mock anyone they want, but let someone joke about them, and the ADL and StopAntisemites are running an entire campaign to cancel them.

[Jake Shields @jakeshieldsajj]

Farid is 16-0, 7-0 with the UFC, and they dropped him

Has any other fighter been dropped after winning 7 in a row in the UFC?

I guess they didn't like his brother beating up an Israeli fighter

[kevin ❄️ @KY_PDX]

Was talking shit about Karl Malone to my dad cuz I assumed he knew about his history but he didn’t and when I told him he made the same face as Pat Bev in that one clip lmao

[Just Jelly @JellYGAF]

Delonte west really was a crack head for like 10 years and was like “let me go hang with my millionaire friends I’m tripping” that’s fly

[Incorrect Final Space Quotes 🎃THE FINAL CHAPTER @FinalIncorrect]

Making Cinderella a prissy popular girl who's never worked a day in her life is the complete antithesis of her character

[6ɪx✦ @6ixxtar]

My mom accidentally joined a neighborhood group chat meant for divorced dads. Nobody knows how she got added. Instead of leaving, she started giving them advice. Within two weeks, she was reminding them about school picture day, suggesting lunch recipes, and telling them to drink more water. One guy posted that his ex-wife was getting remarried, and my mom replied, "Good. Now focus on your lawn. It's embarrassing." Apparently, they LOVE her. Yesterday they invited her to their monthly barbecue. My dad asked why she was going. She said, "Those men need supervision.”

[ally @missmayn]

normal americans have been in a recession for 18-24 months. he means a recession for rich people.

[Dan(big) @mallow610]

Seeing him talk… he 100% profiled her

[ًyeray•♡ @yerayherr]

el ibuprofeno entrando a mi cuerpo sin saber que curar primero

[sofi ★ @rablots]

cuando la peor persona que conoces tiene un buen punto

[Affordability Crisis @trackingcosts]

We under-35s gave up our formative years and our economy to protect the 75+ crowd from a virus that was statistically non-lethal for us.

Our reward: financial ruin, while Boomers cash SS checks, book cruises, and call us lazy.

Why did we save them again?

[Oserin💖✨ @DamilohunA]

the Catholic Church backs the sciences and the arts.

The Pope has a PhD in Mathematics.

Catholicism is very realistic. Faith without works is dead. The science is the work.

The Catholic Church has built thousands of hospitals and labs. that is the work. we pray but we work.

[. @plainhateful]

she’s actually the perfect person for this show.

[T Casey @up_kinch]

Why does everything feel exactly like this?

[just a @F466OT]

Him doing the interview holding a mug like that is all I needed to see. Kelly Clarkson innocent