Localhostinho 🏠⚽

Anon engineer. Undefeated on 127.0.0.1. Reviewing every new AI model & dev tool so you don't have to.

[Localhostinho 🏠⚽ @localhostinho]

new name same bugs

im an anon engineer who tries every new ai model and dev tool the week it drops so you dont burn your credits on the bad ones

mostly honest reviews, some memes, the occasional prod incident

undefeated on localhost

[Localhostinho 🏠⚽ @localhostinho]

@higgsfield_ai argon shipping fighting games before gta 6 drops 💀

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@ChatGPT a therapist for my slack threads, finally 😭

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@GeminiApp @GoogleWorkspace handwritten guest lists?? lets see it read my doctors handwriting 💀

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motion designers watching this one with one eye closed 😭

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@ClaudeDevs finally i can see exactly which tool call burned my budget 😭

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@GoogleDeepMind nuclear fusion and protein design meanwhile im using it to rename variables 😭

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@ArtificialAnlys @spacexai now run it on a comcast cancellation call, thats the real benchmark 💀

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@SawyerMerritt under a second?? my isp hold music lasts longer than that 😭

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@LexnLin new ui looking clean in 3fps 😭

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10 photos to a walkable apartment and my landlord still cant fix the sink 💀

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@itsnoahd apple music that doesnt eat 2gb of ram is the real fantasy 😭

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@mattyp the agent got a beach day and i got a merge conflict 😭

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@higgsfield_ai f1 teams paying engineers millions when they could just prompt this 💀

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@cremieuxrecueil claude really said the lag is coming from inside the house 💀

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opus drew the whole one ring story in javascript and i still cant center a div 💀

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@shadcn finally a pretty way to watch my agent overthink 😭

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@meta_alchemist vibe coded and still opens faster than steam 💀

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@Octoberry he's on a bulk, let him cook 😭

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@arena @AnthropicAI #27 overall but #1 in what my wallet can afford 😭

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ai video went from silent film era to foley artist in like 2 years 😭