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@DougJBalloon @DamonLinker Post a link to a Mastodon profile to see what happens. They are blocking it.

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Let's see whether they block this.
https://t.co/b3dbjlreMh

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Mastodon.

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@briskide You have probably noticed that Hive has been off. They have huge security holes, the security community in Mastodon is all over it. The suggestion is to not use it at all.
https://t.co/PIvov8HTzL

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@RnW_Properties @dolly_horse @VotingTweeter @tedcruz You first. Hating Cruz is a national commodity. Not even the dog likes that.

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@Tammy63816974 @DebraHa96367472 @Tom280DA @VotingTweeter @tedcruz Texas will elect a three-legged octopus if that octopus is a republican.

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@daemonnoire @meanasabean @Un_Fe_D_Hiver @HalflingDancer @briskide @AITA_online Wait. What is the issue with potato salad with raisins?

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@mr_mxyplyzyk @AITA_online A Michelin star Christmas family dinner... Hmmm...
Isn't this just about the plot of a movie just released?

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@meanasabean @Un_Fe_D_Hiver @daemonnoire @HalflingDancer @briskide @AITA_online And people criticize me because my effort into potlucks is to stop by a store in the way and grab something from the deli.

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@IanColdwater @Grady_Booch @ValaAfshar @Benioff As if the diatribes from Elmo were not enough, now we have high management from other companies praising that real time disaster.
Shame on you, Salesforce.

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@DougJBalloon Wedding planners in disarray.

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@engineers_feed Arriving two hours after the party was scheduled to start; eating plenty; stealing the silverware and table decorations.

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@Arcideeznutz @realBodiesMama @JoJoFromJerz Ok then. Look, I'm outa here. You are limited, and I'm here posting laughing emojis at people's shortcomings, which are in fact not fun at all. It makes me resemble you people, and I rather stick hot needles into my eyes. Do your thing, I'm going to take a long disinfectant bath.

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@JohnHaring9 @DJFlopSweat @DougJBalloon My mood has improved significantly after these posts. :)

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@programmer_pie @elonmusk He can also do roofing, sculpture, run a restaurant as a chef, play the harp and teach kindergarten, all because he can land rockets.

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@MaureenONeill_ @GMDark23 @CougsDevon @tedcruz At least you should aspire to have more spine than Cruz.

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@briskide Let me check it out. For now I'm on mastodon: @[email protected]
This place is now flooded with something more toxic than maga: the Elmo Musk fanboi.

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@MaureenONeill_ @GMDark23 @CougsDevon @tedcruz

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@EversForgeworks @KC_R8R_H8R @tedcruz Hmm... What I see is one man who rose to the occasion and is leading while his land is under peril; and a mollusk.