Lo Easley

[OME @Mike_Eagle]

soon as I master this trauma response its over

[shelbo @shelbytheclown]

you’re not that dogs parents. that dog has parents. that are also dogs. and you took him away from them.

[the hype @TheHyyyype]

what if i were to just call her sarah parker, and skip the "jessica"? what then? would i get arrested

[gaychel @coochieflop]

being in love is so cool I think more people should try it

[gabbi @gabbi_thoughts]

btw nothing I say is discourse. the things I say are at best riddles and at worst a huge mistake

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

I may not be doing well mentally, but physically? Even worse, baby

[Sophia Benoit @1followernodad]

“Maybe he lived somehow.”— me when a character is very very obviously dead

[dana donnelly @danadonnelly]

did anyone else’s mom’s make them toast w butter and cinnamon sugar? dam that rocked.

[MS.JAZZY @MsJazzybelle]

Imagine getting off a 10hr shift and going home to kids...I’d walk right past them

[kim ᯽ @therealkimj]

Princess Diana on a yacht in Portofino, Italy, in August 1997.

[Theo Von @TheoVon]

I wish the govt would issue everyone cammo, i dont wanna be wearin Nordstrom when the world ends.

[Alyssa Limperis @alyssalimp]

Weird that March is next month when March was also last month

[alexa @alexadoingstuff]

every friend group has the “pickle friend” that’s the friend u give your pickle to

[Lo Easley @loeasley]

someone tell Kacey Musgraves it’s not funny anymore. where’s the music

[Jon @ArfMeasures]

Her: talk dirty to me

Me: I'm not good at it

Her: just do it!

Me: err...I've been bad

Her: oh yeahhh...how bad?

Me: I kicked a goose

[puff @rishipuff]

alright i'll bite. what is stocks

[bex, now on bluesky @bookbeaut]

being an adult is mostly overrated but the ability to decide “I am no longer going to spend time with someone who makes me feel bad” is a really great feature

[tate @50FirstTates]

but i’ll still stop for them because i like watching geese babies waddle and i believe in taking the high road