Logan Spencer

[ilan Bluestone @iBluestone]

✨🎶So excited for you to hear this... May 7th...

Which track are you most excited about?

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[Logan Spencer @loganspencer]

@GarethJonesFTO This is the kind of content that keeps me on Twitter.

[GOOD @good]

Presenting: Lofi Bernie Sanders.

[Logan Spencer @loganspencer]

@7Skies Congrats dude! Looking forward to this one!

[Logan Spencer @loganspencer]

@james_s_white Shit! Just now seeing this. I would have been first in line.

[Logan Spencer @loganspencer]

We live in an age where my car can parallel park itself and SpaceX can catch a rocket ship with a boat net, but we have to wait 30 minutes on the tarmac for a ‘gate agent’ to extend a hallway 10 feet.

[Logan Spencer @loganspencer]

@PODS Been on hold a total of 3 hours so far today trying to get an agent. Website won't let me schedule my return, and your chat agents keep telling me to call in... How in God's green earth do I get ahold of someone who can help me?!?! This is a crock of shit.

[Logan Spencer @loganspencer]

@Xfinity I just wasted 2 hours on your shitty support phone system, only to be hung up 4 times in a row. I just need to replace your PIECE OF SHIT rental router with my own. How do I get an actual human being on the line to help me before the close of the next century?

[Logan Spencer @loganspencer]

@Uber service at Denver airport becoming unacceptable. Order a car upon deplaning and it shows 10 minutes. Get to pickup point and it shows 11 minutes. Absolute garbage.
Any alternative suggestions?

[Logan Spencer @loganspencer]

Bro’s now cleared for boarding before Hoe’s on @United flight 1213 for Chicago O’Hare at gate C14

[Charlotte @belladoughnuts]

Good morning to everyone except David Benioff and D.B. Weiss. #GameofThrones

[Logan Spencer @loganspencer]

.@doordash showing how NOT to do customer service. Banned for no reason, with no feedback or understanding of why.
Happily deleting the app and taking my business to ⁦@UberEats⁩

[Logan Spencer @loganspencer]

Hey @DoorDash_Help you suspended my account for no reason and after repeated emails I’ve only gotten a vacuous, canned reply. Can someone in your org tell me WTF is going on and why I’m magically suspended? /cc @DoorDash

[Logan Spencer @loganspencer]

@DoorDash_Help you deactivated my account for no reason, so I’m deleting your app and using @UberEats from now on. Real cool

[Logan Spencer @loganspencer]

@Spencer_Brown (Cont.) he asked again, “so there’s no one with Junior who should be playing right now?” I again said that there’s no one named Junior with us and he ran off to shut you down.

He meant “with Anjuna” and by the time we figured that out it was too late :)

[Logan Spencer @loganspencer]

@Spencer_Brown To be fair, it was shut down for one reason. Security came to me and asked if someone named “Junior” was allowed to be throwing a party in the campground. I said no.

[Logan Spencer @loganspencer]

@gitlab I’ve tried your sales form@on 2 browsers (FF/CH) and it won’t render at all. Is there normal email address I can just use?

[Logan Spencer @loganspencer]

@Uber_Support Cool story. If you cared, you’d enable to me to contact the driver and/or get my fucking food. Order 4BE4B. FUCKING FIX IT

[Logan Spencer @loganspencer]

.@UberEats driver just stole my food and disappeared. No way to contact them or track down the driver. Getting this food remade and deleting the app for good.

[Logan Spencer @loganspencer]

Hey @Postmates you guys have randomly locked my account AGAIN for no reason. What gives?