Logan Stein

Mostly tweets about food and QVC.

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@VitalVegas What are you talking about? This show holds up brilliantly.

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My Uber 100% played “My Heart Will
Go On” just because I’m the passenger

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@Turnerisms 💀💯

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@Turnerisms Yes

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I’ve watched so much TV that, even though I don’t have a wedding ring, every time I use a sink I’m scared it’s going to fall in to the drain

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Is putting garlic powder on everything a gay thing? Or do straights do it too?

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.@elonmusk please get @McDonalds to bring back salads

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Sometimes I’ll microwave something- forget I’m microwaving it- and then a few minutes later be like “what smells like potatoes?”

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People look so serious when carrying salsa back from the salsa bar

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Scientist have never been able to figure out why potato salad has so many calories

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Getting a resume to fit on one page should be considered a skill

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I've always wanted to become a TSA agent just so I could look into other people’s luggage

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My key takeaway of being in Mexico for 9 days is: I really need to learn how to say “dressing on the side” in Spanish

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My parent’s favorite hobby is pointing out every stop sign I don’t come to a complete stop at

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@lovestubbs80 I think I kept spending them

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I remember when I aspired to collect all 50 state quarters. Never did reach that goal.

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@Turnerisms Agreed

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I wonder how many people have tripped and fallen on gift baskets left on their doorstep 🤔

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Happy @bathbodyworks Candle Day, to all who celebrate

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I’ve been shouting at my TV more. Have I become that person?