The Logical Pirate

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[The Logical Pirate @logicalpirate]

@peasnrhubarb Before enlightenment chop wood, carry water. After enlightenment chop wood, carry water.
#prouddaddyhappylittle #keepswimming

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@peasnrhubarb @farmishlife I have a deep, irrational fear that I'm going to permanently damage any cast iron skillet I touch. #ThanksGrandma

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@Peanut14389 Derp.... #SpecialCats

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@Peanut14389 @peasnrhubarb I didn't know you're autistic!? 😉 😄😄😄😄 #shenanigans

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@peasnrhubarb

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@Peanut14389 @peasnrhubarb It's sunny and going to be 75 degrees today! We'll leave the door unlocked for you.... 😲 LOL 😂

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@Peanut14389 LOL 😂, the only thing missing is the tears and the whole "trying to hide under the kitty blanket" part! @peasnrhubarb #mornings

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@Peanut14389 You're most welcome! Dinner is usually around 7, so drop in any time you like! @peasnrhubarb #shenanigans #LittlesGottaEat

[The Logical Pirate @logicalpirate]

"I ask not for a lighter burden,
but for broader shoulders."
-Anonymous (Atlas speaking to Zeus)
#ThoughtoftheDay @peasnrhubarb

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#WhenLittlesTakeOver #ForcedMarch #MtEverest @peasnrhubarb @Peanut14389

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

"We need you Obi-Wan." - @DannyDeVito introducing Bernie in St. Louis before Missouri's primary on Tuesday.
https://t.co/W7XrF0FLdS

[The Logical Pirate @logicalpirate]

Wounded Warrior Project spent $250,000 a year on candy for staff, and I didn't even get a Snickers? Business as usual. #AnnoyedDisabledVet

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@MarkGoulston Quite the illicit generalization there. "All women are whiners, all men are violent psycopaths" Good grief.

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Be yourself. Nobody else is as qualified for the job as you are. 😉 #shenanigans #WhenLittlesTakeOver @peasnrhubarb

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@farmishlife Don't forget the epic sequel! "The Great Escape: Chickens on the Run"

[Murray Newlands @MurrayNewlands]

Don't let negative and toxic people rent space in your head. Raise the rent and kick them out. #motivation

[daily zen @dailyzen]

It's amazing how many problems are caused by a simple lack of communication.

[Cracked.com @cracked]

Ariel's sea shell bikini is cute. I mean, it is the exoskeleton of one of her dead friends resting on her boobs, but y'know. Cute.

[daily zen @dailyzen]

What worries you masters you.
— Haddon W. Robinson

[The Logical Pirate @logicalpirate]

@peasnrhubarb Well, I'm fluent in Army creole, but it mostly consists of one word... 😲 https://t.co/japT830Twz