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[Karina @karinanguyen]

IT'S HERE! I often think how current representation of Ukraine's war will shape collective memory.

1/ Thrilled to share our collab w/ the brilliant @CityLab team (@mariepastora, @rachaeldottle, @sondagj) to do that w/ data, words, 3D model, audio 👇

https://t.co/hCZcIOsXTv

[Vic 📠 @VicVijayakumar]

1995: PHP is dead, learn ColdFusion
2002: PHP is dead, learn ASP​.net
2003: PHP is dead, learn Django
2004: PHP is dead, learn Ruby on Rails
2010: PHP is dead, learn Flask
2011: PHP is dead, learn AngularJS
2016: PHP is dead, learn Next.js
2022: okay this is awkward

[David Crawshaw @davidcrawshaw]

@danluu one of the big early ideas behind tailscale was a single computer is powerful enough to solve almost every problem, and that this is not widely understood. we need fewer distributed systems and more spreadsheet implementations.

[Christo Grozev @christogrozev]

When I first confronted one of the missile programmers months ago, I asked him how he sleeps at night after what he does. He snapped back: "Be professional. Ask a professional question". I asked him why they kill so many civilians. He wrote "You know well I can't answer this".

[Programmer Humor @PR0GRAMMERHUM0R]

My code be like https://t.co/gsIhwzqfet

[Mїguel Loureїro 🇵🇹 🇪🇺 🇺🇦 @Miguel_L71]

"„Human Life Has No Value There“: Baltic Counterintelligence Officers Speak Candidly About Russian Cruelty"

By Eero Epner

🔊 https://t.co/Nyqa0u4AIQ

An eye opener for many, should be mandatory reading...
https://t.co/X52My9o45h

[Julia Davis @JuliaDavisNews]

Meanwhile in Russia: families of the mobilized can apply to receive a one-time ration of potatoes, cabbage and carrots.
https://t.co/h7D6btLtfd

[Andreas Kling @awesomekling]

Looking at this file from WebKit may change how you think about web browsers 😅

https://t.co/RWYRxDllZ6

[graham starr @GrahamStarr]

William Shatner on his Blue Origin flight to space: "It was among the strongest feelings of grief I have ever encountered." https://t.co/CI1WDV17oe

[Programmer Humor @PR0GRAMMERHUM0R]

No garbage collector https://t.co/YJDis6NuPQ

[Amjad Masad @amasad]

I grew up in the golden age of SQL injections but GPT3 injections just hit different 🤣

[David Crawshaw @davidcrawshaw]

There are several complications in making a fast CI, but given my multiple attempts at it, I am starting to think that GitHub have designed a CI system that simply cannot go fast.

If you CI takes more than 30 seconds, it's broken.

[artyom @logus]

@rdotpy > you need to play by the rules and choose “Cognito Identity pools “as the “easiest option to implement authentication with third-party identity providers,” even if you’re screaming inside.
👌🥲

[Reade Levinson @readelev]

NEW: Last month, a Russian-flagged cargo ship pulled into Izmir, Turkey and unloaded 7,000 tons of corn. Ship documents said it had loaded in Kavkaz, Russia on June 18. But satellite imagery indicates the ship was in Crimea that day https://t.co/SX7stk7vP1

[Karina @karinanguyen]

i wrote about how cyberattacks are redefining our relationship to knowledge and warfare.

https://t.co/5qwO5icKlh

[Heather Adkins - Ꜻ - Spes consilium non est @argvee]

@csoandy I’m a big fan. We call it Zero Touch Prod. https://t.co/6CIGvDcRyH

[Damian Gryski @dgryski]

RESTler is the first stateful REST API fuzzing tool for automatically testing cloud services through their REST APIs and finding security and reliability bugs in these services.

https://t.co/Wwdjj8vycQ

[Ben Phillips @benphillips76]

A clip from Don’t Look Up, and then a real TV interview that just happened

[Paul 💀, (exhausted type) @RoboticoEl]

Hi. My name is Paul. I have a PhD and tenure. Today I decided to test if a bottle of super glue was open by squirting it into my hand.

Then I tried to clean my hand by wiping it on a box.

[Wendigoon @Wendigoon8]

Our HP printer hasn’t been working for a month and every manner of troubleshooting, resets, changing ink cartridges, didn’t seem to work. After calling HP, they said the debit card on file had expired so they manually disabled our printer.

In unrelated news, I’m now radicalized