Lola Volpone

Filthy assistant. Targaryen. Phonomancer. Gin queen. Curiouser and curiouser.

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I found a new year's resolution. With me? #bemorebowie

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Thank you @TfL - lost my Oyster like a numpty & new one sent out super-quick enough to use the last days of my travel card. Brilliant! :-)

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@pizzahutdeliver @pizzahutuk I've just filled in the form - thanks

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Hi @pizzahutuk - waiting over an hour and a half for food, can't get through on phone - just rings off. How do I cancel a pre-paid order?

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@kierongillen TAYLOR SWIFT <3

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@kenkills @DapperDanHart @notsarahgordon @fallintospace I thought I did... It's been a long day! :-)

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Much fun
@ITV #JekyllandHyde screenings

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Big thanks to @Morrisons - after a 13 hour day, finding this little guy in my shopping really cheered me up!

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BUNTING! MORE BUNTING, FLORA! #bakeoff #GBBO

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@ChrisBrosnahan just seeing the preview image makes me a little queasy. Full ad (inc music) = outright nausea. Cannot watch it.

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I've just discovered that Heinz no longer make puddings in a tin and I'm losing it here...

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Ok, @guardian . I'll try to remember. #teachernerves #results #WineWednesday #expectinginsomnia

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@jtopper I went for the steak, but there was a distinct lack of cheesy carbs. You've validated my choices for next time.

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I have steak for tea, but I've just seen someone on the telly making a cheese toastie and I'm so tempted.

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@ZombieKudos DREDD!

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Amazing work from @M_Pettis_Tattoo today. I'm so damn pleased. #bladerunner #tearsinrain #tattoo

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I...
My...
Look...
Just...
I can't even <3 https://t.co/eyYVqjTcNf

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@London_Geekfest this is my Serious Mercenary Face :-) Thanks for the photo!

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I can thoroughly recommend a tattoo to help with the post- #NineWorlds blues/lurgy

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Tattoo day! Tattoo day!