God’s Least Favorite

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[RAZOR @softgee0]

Watch this man with Parkinson’s disease take marijuana for the first time.

[Carla♀ @carlagaleote]

Ahora que ya han hecho un estudio sobre qué culo les gusta más a los hombres, tendrán tiempo para estudiar la endometriosis, la cura del cáncer de mama, los efectos secundarios de las pastillas anticonceptivas o los tampones que llevan metales, ¿no?

[doomer @uncledoomer]

if only someone had warned us that it wasnt a good idea to take the donner pass during a blizzard

[mira 🐾 @VIVIFANGS]

cause you can’t get famous unless you’re pretty as a woman

[i @briittaperry]

Sometimes life feels just like this gif

[S☾ @innocentaarcher]

*taylor swift drops ttpd/evermore/folklore*

“WE WANT POP!WE WANT SIMPLE LYRICS!SHE’S OVERUSING WORDS ITS BORING!BORING SONGS!”

*Taylor Swift drops pop album*

“THIS SUPPOSED TO BE YOUR BEST SONGWRITER?WE WANT JACK BACK!THIS IS SO BAD!BRING FOLKLORE LYRICISM BACK!”

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

everyone loves passionate people until they realize they express all of their emotions passionately and not just love lol.

[mythri 🔻🍅🍓|| misses MUNA and phoebe @sitcomythri]

gen AI users will never compare to academics who procrastinate. this research paper is probably insanely good

[via @atrophicbtrfly]

okay so my budget for july is $10 does anyone know how to make that work

[mourning bobby nash ʚଓ @wisteria_Iane]

the men in the villa getting gorgeous women for bombshells and the women getting incels is kinda reflective of the current dating pool tbh

[God’s Least Favorite @lolhours]

my seats gonna be wet when i leave the theatres after watching superman

[‏ؘ @helllojojo]

troy and gabriella really made me believe that i would find the love of my life in high school and that would be it. fuck you kenny

[jerome the bolter @jerome_twt]

people celebrating that there’s no jack antonoff when he produced 10/11 songs in melodrama 😭😭😭

[M @melosling]

This is probably how the disciples felt when Jesus came back

[miccaeli ✍️ @renegadeapostle]

conclave media diet pregame

[Godfrey @godfrey_von]

the moral of romeo and juliet is: don't immediately kill yourself hang around for a bit and see if something else happens

[robbie @cigarstigmata]

this shit boring as hell

[iza @wIwsfilm]

WHY WOULD A MAN BE HERE

[God’s Least Favorite @lolhours]

at the airport and it’s literally like the intro scene from love actually