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venting of thoughts

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@ddixneuff @sweetsawtooth so you don't have a solution but you're having a lot of fun yelling at people on meds. truly you're saving the world

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@rareactionfigs @ninelivescatt @John_b_hunter get the money then block, duh

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@Starmer_Geddon @MadelaineLucyH this isn't a court of law you fucking pedophile. people can and will think you're a pedophile. because of all the pedophile stuff you said

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@wastetime @OMG_WTF_GTFO @NayNaySlinger @emilykmay "fireplace swept" is not sweeping the chimney and not beyond the scope of normal chores or the abilities of the average woman. come on.

literally pretending he did something extraordinary just because he's a man lol

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@koala69boat @windupgemma this doesn't work because small penises do in fact exist, but vaginas don't become "big and loose" over time lol. that you'd think that was true is a weird intersection of too much porn and too much virginity

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@SalahBelha16 @windupgemma you will never be touched by a woman

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@AlfonsoFrfr *guy who watches way too much cuck porn voice* "I'm getting major cuck vibes from this"

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@DeputyD33715484 @ThePandemos altering historical photos with AI is the opposite of preservation because every time someone does this it muddies the water for people in the future trying to locate the real actual original photo. if you actually care about historical preservation you'll stop this nonsense

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pedophile libertarian, fork found in kitchen

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@craigwarmke @_celia_bedelia_ @huwaliyasuntob most college and university courses involve writing papers and getting feedback. I know you're a business professor so all your classes are repeating "income - cost = profit" and pretending it's real school, but everyone else is learning to analyze and write

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@hoffman1953 @tomandlorenzo not very love-thy-neighbour of you

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@Waldbalex @CathyReisenwitz dude nobody fucking cares what kind of boobs you like

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@SymbioteSurgeon @JessPected @wiideenjoydiet what if she's fantasizing as hard as she can while you put in your two pumps, but still can't get there because you as a person are the living opposite of a woman's orgasm

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@MikeDrucker @krgels and remember for next time, don't make her start at square one every time

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@OxBazaar @yunaluna16 @jjasiaa1 world of women getting used like a fleshlight but you're here to defend the honor of men who are not currently on the verge of cumming. get a fucking life

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@OxBazaar @yunaluna16 @jjasiaa1 he never said it was painful or uncomfortable or bruising, just that it wasn't full steam ahead for HIS orgasm.

and you have no idea the boredom, discomfort, and outright pain that women bear for a man's pleasure.

literally kys permavirgin

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@EVENTWH0RiZ0N @yunaluna16 @jjasiaa1 men will take general advice from porn and other men online before they'll consider actually following the instructions given by the person they're fucking. it's mind boggling

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@trollzilla1111 @JamesJa97477404 @Sarah_Colero a stroke when she was 5, you think it's from a vaccine that came out 5 years ago. do you think the OP is 10 years old

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@yunaluna16 @jjasiaa1 genuinely I've lost so much respect for a man when he complains about the humping thing because it's not 10000% geared towards his immediate orgasm. like how am I riding your dick but you're a fuckin pussy about it