Nurse Joy

Marketing Strategist | Digital Strategies Graduate at ASU

[GoyaGripper @TAN1AAA]

My sister died of an accidental overdose on a Monday morning.

The night before we got into an argument because she was so fucked up she couldn’t stand.

This was as realistic as it gets when it comes to addiction. People die, without warning, and there’s nothing you can do about it.

[2HitPoints (2HP) @2HitPoints]

@FortniteStatus Using Creator Code: 2hitpoints might help with this 🧠

[Nurse Joy @lolnursejoy]

@2HitPoints Who

[2HitPoints (2HP) @2HitPoints]

Yo

[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

A few thoughts ahead of the President’s speech tonight.

[2HitPoints (2HP) @2HitPoints]

Quickly learned about foxes in @Hytale today

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

in Philadelphia they don’t say “I love you”, they say “Go Birds”, which roughly translates to “if the Eagles don’t win today I am going to run headfirst into traffic on 95”, and I think that’s beautiful.

[Elmo @elmo]

This has been the longest week of Elmo's life.

[The Bratt Pack @TheBrattPack63]

Man it’s so cool living in New Jersey

Wanna go to NYC? One hour
Wanna go to Philadelphia? One hour
Wanna go to the beach? One hour
Wanna go skiing in the mountains? One hour
Wanna go ride roller coasters? One hour
Wanna go see a show or concert? One hour

I love it here man

[Josh Reynolds @JoshReynolds24]

🦅 BIRDS GAMEDAY TRADITION 🦅

When the Birds beat the Broncos, someone will win a Birds jersey of their choice! To win:

1) Like & Retweet
2) Follow @JoshReynolds24
3) Drop a Go Birds!

Winners selected Monday night! Go Birds!

***IMPORTANT***

Winner will NOT be DM’d from any other account & will NOT be asked to fill out a form. These are scam accounts pretending to be me. I will DM you from my account congratulating you & asking for details.

[Nurse Joy @lolnursejoy]

@JoshReynolds24 Go birds!

[Ryan John | Reality TV @RyanJohn___]

Kelley becomes the first houseguest in 27 seasons to drop a “go birds” during a live eviction. I might have to stan now #BB27

[FactPost @factpostnews]

Trump has nominated Project 2025 author E.J. Antoni as the new head of labor statistics.

This comes after Trump fired the previous one for refusing to lie about bad jobs numbers.

[Nurse Joy @lolnursejoy]

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[💙🌊 Zero Dark Twenty-Nine 🌊🌊🖋️🧫 @herotimeszero]

To MAGA dimwits who are screaming it's not Trump's birthday parade, it's the Army's Birthday parade.

The Navy's birthday is October 13th.
Air Force's Birthday is September 18th.
Marine Corps Birthday is November 10th.

Why are we ONLY celebrating the Army's Birthday? Because it coincides with the birthday of the Orange Gelatin, that's why! You effin morons.

Donald doesn't give a F about the Army. He can't spell Army.

[🌊 🛰️ Politics_PR // Ops @Politics_PR]

🚨 She *warned* us in just 3 minutes.

Federalizing the National Guard in California isn’t “normal.” It’s the first move.

Kamala Harris called it: Trump wants unchecked power and praised Hitler’s generals.

[Destiny | Steven Bonnell II @TheOmniLiberal]

Conservatives will clap like seals at shit like this and then immediately rush off to some podcast to tell the audience how divided we are as a nation and how important it is to bring America together without a single shred of self-awareness.

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

1. Cancel Biden's executive order on drug prices.
2. Create a crisis.
3. Write the same executive order.
4. Take credit.

MAGAs are the dumbest people on this planet.