Lauren

I'm probably wearing a groutfit

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

4-year-old: Can we get a t-rex?

Me: No. What would you feed it?

4: Bad guys.

Me: *carefully reconsiders*

[Lauren @lolo_guz]

I give people who work multiple jobs SO MUCH CREDIT!!!! I admire you!! #getthatgrind #gottadowhatyagottado #itsonlytemporary

[Cora Isabel @coraisabel]

Sent this to a friend today. Sending it in here Incase any of y’all need this today.

[Lauren @lolo_guz]

Okay so how do the people who wear these extravagant as heck outfits to #TheGrammys sit in their seats? Asking for a friend

[♣️ @RollingPlaness]

Rule number one: Don’t forget God when you get what you’ve prayed for.

[WSymens✝️👪🇺🇸🌾🐂🍔🐰 @blueheeler96]

Unpopular opinion: Tom Brady isn't the greatest Patriot of all time.

George Washington is

[Brielle @briellejoness]

I might have seen Heaven today so I thought I should share...

[Mrs. Schmidt @OCHSBiology]

Asking for help from your teachers should never be frowned upon. When you ask for help, you open a door to countless opportunities. You show a new side of yourself to your teacher: that of a student willing to learn. Remember—I was BORN to help you. It’s my favorite! ❤️❤️

[Avery Chatman @AveryChatman]

Somewhere I heard:

"Knowing who you are is hard.

So give yourself a break by elminating who you're not first and you're gonna find yourself where you need to be"

That has stuck with me and has changed my life.

[channy nichole @channy_nichole]

Midwest culture is saying
“Alright well...” to signal that it’s time to leave, and the other person responding with “Yeah, I suppose”. Then someone lightly slaps their legs, and you both get up and get ready to go

[Jesse Kade @jkadess]

It’s January in Wisconsin and we just got our first blizzard of the winter. Within one month the temperature has went from 45 degrees to -45 windchill. That’s 90 degree difference in one month Kaitlin. Take a science class & go fuck yourself, if you will.

[Danielle Strong @dani_strong14]

This is ridiculous. I literally CREATED this man & gave him a full set of lungs AND a heart.....I can’t even get a MAMA? smdh can’t trust anyone

[moiving, dm for new @ @nikiforcvs]

you’ll always be ‘young’ in someone’s eyes and ‘old’ in someone else’s eyes, ‘talented’ to a friend and ‘terrible’ to another. the world’s never gonna agree on a definition of what you are, so you might as well ignore that shit and be whatever the fuck you wanna be for yourself

[Jo$h @jdukey1]

Anyone: wanna go to the bars?

Me: sorry I can’t I’m busy

[ben lol @benindaclub]

My favorite way to tell the DJ their music sucks is just yelling at the speaker: “ALEXA NEXT” and then making harsh eye contact with them

[The Ellen Show @TheEllenShow]

4… 3… 2… ONE! HAPPY NEW YEAR! Close enough. I’m going to bed. See you in 2019.