BREAKING: Senator Tom Cotton has officially proposed a law that could merge Mossad and the CIA forever, with Section 622 of the Intelligence Authorization Bill making it illegal to suspend intelligence sharing with Israel.
“So you bought gold at $5.5k few months ago because you thought it could reach $8k?”
“Yes, Dave.”
“And now you want to sell it at $4.1k to buy the SpaceX IPO at a $1.77 trillion valuation because you think it can 10x?”
“That’s correct, Dave.”