marianne

spare me.

[Rossouw Nel @rossouwn]

55.5% of Cape Town's water is used in leafy suburbia

4.7% in informal settlements https://t.co/B2K8jFE6UZ

[marianne @lolziknowright]

Best zinger I've heard all year: "he's just very visual"

[marianne @lolziknowright]

i hate exercising, it's not my real dad.

[marianne @lolziknowright]

@HughUpsher when you're stealing your girlfriend's jokes but no one likes your tweet.

[marianne @lolziknowright]

LISTEN BEFORE I WAS BORN MY PARENTS OWNED A PUG CALLED BUTCHY

[marianne @lolziknowright]

who wants to come over and use my internet?

[marianne @lolziknowright]

"When You Are Alone In the Office, There Is No One To Skeef You When You Eat Lunch At 10.30."

[Hugh Upsher @HughUpsher]

I think the Proteas are giving me a Semi #SLvSA #ProteaFire #CWC2015

[marianne @lolziknowright]

@back_to_bed oh you know me, always having a little cry! Do people reapply throughout the day/night?

[marianne @lolziknowright]

How does one wear make up when one is crying all the time?

[marianne @lolziknowright]

Imagine buying a bottle of Olmeca!

[marianne @lolziknowright]

Listen, Whatsapp is great, but have they thought about adding blackberry's **PING** function?

[marianne @lolziknowright]

"Dat cat got power" - a man on a hairless Egyptian cat knocking a smoothie over with its mind.

[Darrel Bristow-Bovey @dbbovey]

If you call your daughter Talana-Jo, you're setting a timebomb ticking. Sooner or later she's going to Taser someone.

[marianne @lolziknowright]

Acting out is hard work.

[marianne @lolziknowright]

Nothing is more luxury than eating dolmades in bed!

[marianne @lolziknowright]

"Yes, never freaking out about mono is always a vibe" - wise words from @HughUpsher (I am freaking out about mono)

[marianne @lolziknowright]

Kimberly Hotel: taser vs steak knife

[marianne @lolziknowright]

@HughUpsher my mum

[marianne @lolziknowright]

A stranger at a party shouted at me for not dressing up for halloween. His pirate costume was fucking dumb though.