Katie Reed

Aspiring artist. Immense Anglophile.

[Katie Reed @londonplease]

Has anyone ever actually put pepper and mint together?

[Katie Reed @londonplease]

@the1975 @jamieoborne Anyone else having issues selecting your country? I can't complete my registration 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Jack McCrossan @Jack_McCrossan]

Been saying we’d love a dog about the house but our landlord doesn’t allow pets, so my housemate posted a letter to our neighbours asking if we could walk their dog every once and a while and the response was better than we could have ever hoped for

[Katie Reed @londonplease]

@BenSPLATT Also, genuinely thought Groff was photoshopped into the S&G photo 🤣

[Katie Reed @londonplease]

@BenSPLATT 😱☠️ OK. I need a Biopic NOW.

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

Every billionaire could wake up, make 4 phone calls, and solve global hunger, and every day they just decide not to

[rachel zegler (she/her/hers) @rachelzegler]

ariel: look at this stuff—

miranda priestly: this... stuff? oh... ok. i see. you think this has nothing to do with you.

[Katie Reed @londonplease]

@monsyingrey

[Katie Reed @londonplease]

Okay but I'm pretty sure "good as hell" wasn't meant to be a positive thing.

[Katie Reed @londonplease]

Confidence is walking through your house at night with no lights on and a full bowl of cereal.

[Katie Reed @londonplease]

@jamieoborne will The 1975 be adding any more North American locations to their year-end closeout?

[Katie Reed @londonplease]

So how many of the couples who fought to get the glorious 9/9/9 wedding date do we think are still together? 12? Yeah, 12 feels right.

[Katie Reed @londonplease]

Jimmy cracked corn and you DON'T care?

Pfff. I don't believe that.

[Katie Reed @londonplease]

If "humble" is the first thing you note in a bio, you're for sure not humble.

[Beto O'Rourke @BetoORourke]

Insulin costs $450 a month. An AR-15 costs $395 for a lifetime. It shouldn’t be more affordable to kill than to stay alive.

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

I propose a SMOKELESS BREAK where employees who don’t smoke can go outside for 5 minutes to stand against a wall and breathe when they’re feeling stressed

[Chelsea Handler @chelseahandler]

We need to start naming guns after women, that way Republicans will try and regulate them.

[Katie Reed @londonplease]

@Truman_Black Is that the full album title?

[Katie Reed @londonplease]

@bryangreenberg Looking at this just made my stomach drop.