Kyle Grafmeyer

The glove compartment is innaccurately named

[microplastics nanobubbler @facetedcarapace]

Lindsey Graham knew that the surgery to remove ribs in order to suck your own dick had risks. He went forward with clear eyes and a full heart. He died on his own terms.

[Pat Dennis @patdennis]

Attacking the weather channel is a good indication that the White House, much like Moscow or Beijing, has created a world where telling the truth is a liability.

A leadership structure like that is the only way a nation like ours loses a war to Iran. And here we are

[gen z superboy (official) @shin_kale_rider]

Levels of passive voice previously undreamt of

[Northwest Cee @CeeHawk]

The most interesting thing with all this is that people have decided blatant racism is a legitimate political stance.

[Ranthony @ChiefTeef8]

Sorry but "black people are too dumb too fly planes" and "slavery was good for black people" arent moderate positions

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Elizabeth Warren on people who say Dems needs to tone down their rhetoric: "Oh, please. Why don't you start with the president of the United States? And every ugly meme he's posted and every ugly word."

[Everything Price Sufferer (but especially eggs) @agraybee]

The two Democratic presidents of the 21st century both major legislative accomplishments. Obama had the ACA and Dodd-Frank, Biden had the ARP and IRA. The fact that you don't pay attention really isn't their fault.

[Sam @halaljew]

Imagine if Greek New Yorkers constantly pestered candidates about Cyprus and demanded they denounce Turkish aggression. That would be weird! American Jews have become way too comfortable demanding everyone else care care about their provincial right-wing nationalist grievances

[Tim Miller @Timodc]

At this extraordinarily dangerous moment it is a comfort to remember that a weekend talk show co-host who recently quit drinking is running the military.

[Mikel Jollett @Mikel_Jollett]

That's so weird because you think you can't ask El Salvador to return the man wrongly deported from Maryland when just last month you asked Romania to release a convicted rapist and sex trafficker.

Or did you forget already?

[Gregg Carlstrom @glcarlstrom]

Finally someone levels the playing field for American pickle farmers, who could not hope to compete with the $765,000 in pickle exports that Syria sent to the US last year. A golden age of American pickling awaits

[Volodymyr Zelenskyy / Володимир Зеленський @ZelenskyyUa]

Thank you America, thank you for your support, thank you for this visit. Thank you @POTUS, Congress, and the American people.
Ukraine needs just and lasting peace, and we are working exactly for that.

[Washington Commanders @Commanders]

W

[Washington Capitals @Capitals]

O HAIL YA

#RaiseHail x #ALLCAPS

[Jason Gallagher @jga41agher]

Letting go of Zach Lowe right after you lose Woj and JJ Redick is an all-time baffling business decision.

[Gump Cathcart @bubbagumpino]

Commanders fans watching Jayden Daniels

[TrumpsTaxes (@trumpstaxes.com on bsky) @TrumpsTaxes]

“You can’t have that microphone again.”

I truly hope everyone watches all 5 minutes and 33 seconds of this answer from Kamala Harris on the impact of Donald Trump and JD Vance’s attacks on Springfield, Ohio.