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sip

[Crispy @gaytwinkfaggot]

Do I have to put my balls in her too

[liz @unrequiet]

im gonna roll a joint and youre gonna keep me company okay

[Fred Figglehorn @mirbartierr]

When shorty ask u “What did u eat today?” And u gotta lie cuz u ate
12 icecream sandwiches

[garshmo @garshmo]

Believing in yourself starts with having a hammock I’ve always said this

[lungs @pleadedguilt]

the spirit is so fucking willing but the flesh is so fucking weak

[lxlia @lxlyuh]

god sends you a witty autistic boy that's kinda mean if you're pure of heart

[Jack @FuneralDrinker]

Dating a white girl is cool until its you vs. the state of virginia

[bia @teracherous]

when you wash your hair and the all consuming evil leaves your body

[jokes kerouac @WL71p7MpFi9722]

sex in 2009: take off your shirt and the long sleeve shirt underneath it

[𝖓𝖆𝖟 ꒰ঌ ໒꒱ @nazzygirlxx]

what doesn’t kill you makes ur eyes well up on public transport

[spongebobham2billion @spongebobhamtwo]

Getting so high I feel like a youtube video

[big jake 🫯 @jake2160p]

White people be like wait I need to take Adderall and hit my dab rig before I go to fill up at the gas station

[april @yogurtslop3]

jerkin hard or hardly jerkin

[َ @gffyoq]

sorry for not replying for 5 days. i was uhhh, i didn't want to.

[STONERS R US 🍃 @_StonersRUs_]

Starting the day with a 5 gram bowl 🥵

[The Lesbian Pervert @babyknifespice]

a baby just blew vape smoke in MY face wtf

[jake @wormpuller]

Smoked the weed that has me speaking fluent Cocteau twins

[T @dfwtee_]

the problem is i really do love staying up until one billion o'clock. it just cant be helped.

[✵ @nxymll]

my life is a constant cycle of watdatmean and oh ok