Chris

Yup, I build robots for a living.

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God bless Klipish speakers.

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@printrbot --Just outta curiosity, have you ever owned a brown Toyota truck that was rolled and then re-welded and repaired? (Humor me here)

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...channeled to the masses by a DJ and some felts....

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Hope we can really end this in 10 min --I think I'm gunna be sick. Thank God my RomneyCare covers it. #debate

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Brake channel?

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Brake, brake 19?

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Break channel.

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God bless the linemen, thank you guys for what you do. #CapeCod #Juno # Storm

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In my day, emoji's were emoticons.

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...and that which you do to the least of my brethren, you do unto me.

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We be to rap what key be to lock....

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Everyone got their own game hen this year, yo.

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Ladies and gents, I have not consumed tobacco in 6 months!!! #PraiseMe

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Because my wife is awesome.... #ShopFlowers

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Happy first-day-of-the-off-season, folks!! --or-- Hey! I can actually make a left hand turn! #capecod

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Hell yeah my wife brings me flowers.

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I just donated to Remembering Robin: A Benefit for St. Jude. Please check out this amazing cause right now. http://t.co/fIqsow4RTU

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Article-y folks wrote about me. (Woo-hoo!)
http://t.co/Tjq56L939D

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Ladies and Gents, after 19 years of smoking hand-rolled, non-filtered cigarettes, I have been tobacco-free for one full month. #PraiseMe!!!

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Flowers from my awesome wife for my accident day. 19 years... ...wow.