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[Chandu Champion @ChanduChampionn]

Abhijit Dipke did in just 12 weeks what Rahul Gandhi failed to do in 12 years.

There is complete panic within the BJP over the name Abhijit Dipke.

Andhbhakts are busy abusing him.

At this point, Abhijit Dipke is being discussed more than the Prime Minister himself

[Kavish aziz @azizkavish]

जंतर मंतर पर प्रोटेस्ट में शामिल लोगों को फ्री में खाना खिलाने वाले जुनैद भाई को इस नेक काम की सजा मिलना तो लाजिम था

यूपी पुलिस उनके घर जाती है उनके वालिद और उनके नाबालिग भाई को उठा ले जाती है। उनका पासपोर्ट और आधार कार्ड जप्त कर लेती है।

यूपी पुलिस हमसे कहती है कि "तुम दिल्ली से यूपी वापस आओ"

हद तो यह हो गई की जुनैद भाई की बहन की शादी जहां हुई थी यूपी पुलिस वहां पहुंचकर उनकी बहन के ससुर और देवर को भी उठा ले जाती।

[Aritra @lordaritra]

@rushikesh_agre_ Raining quite heavily at Mira road. Its on and off throught the day

[Aritra @lordaritra]

And also 1 escalator which should ideally take passengers from concourse to platform at peak hours but it runs in the opposite direction! What Logic is this? @MMMOCL_Official

[Aritra @lordaritra]

Not sure why or how it was even not thought of but Kashigaon metro has only 1 escalator carrying passengers from grnd to concourse. Passengers on the other end have no choice but to climb stairs (as lifts hv limited capacity).
Hven't seen this anywhere else.

@MMMOCL_Official

[Aritra @lordaritra]

@yoonshabnami Izzat papad from Aiyaa...discovered it only last year, and what genius and a funny song!

[Aritra @lordaritra]

@MehulThakkar_ Intezaar hi karte reh gaye hum toh. Paying auto drivers 50rs per trip in sharing just to go from kashigaon to anand nagar. And our politicians kept on delaying

[Aritra @lordaritra]

@MMRDAOfficial @CMOMaharashtra @TheINIofficial @marinebharat @MoHUA_India @rajtoday @sabahvir @hanwate_mangal @haldilal @MahaDGIPR @PowerTrain_YT Did metro line 9 start today?

[Aritra @lordaritra]

@jammypants4 Motwane

[Aritra @lordaritra]

@kyledxniel Andor director Tony Gilroy

[Aritra @lordaritra]

@Cine_vichaar GoT. It went downhill from s05 😂

[Aritra @lordaritra]

@Explorer_Yash When will the section from Kashigaon begin, waiting since December

[Aritra @lordaritra]

@MMMOCL_Official @CMOMaharashtra @MAHA_UDD @TheINIofficial @_DigitalIndia @rajtoday @PowerTrain_YT @haldilal @hanwate_mangal @marinebharat @Harshadatweet I spend 100 rs daily to reach Dahisar East metro station bcz u guys are super late in inaugurating Metro line 9 which is near my home. Thousands of other people like me are waiting for ur netas to come and inaugurate. If its made for the people let people inaugurate it. No netas!

[Aritra @lordaritra]

@Amarrrrz @MMRDAOfficial @mybmc @MumbaiMetro01 Christmas gaya, new year gaya, republic day gaya, valentine's gaya, ab Holi jaane ko hai. Ab toh lagta hai Gudi padwa tak rukna padega

[𝕂𝕂 @Try2StopME]

People think Indians in Dubai will panic & rush back home because of Iran tensions…

Relax.

Your chances of getting hit by an Iranian missile in Dubai are still lower than:

- Getting electrocuted by a roadside wire that's been temporarily fixed since 2004.

- Falling into a surprise manhole that opens like a trapdoor during monsoon.

- Being crushed by a collapsing balcony in a recently renovated building.

- Dying after taking a life saving injection that turns out to be counterfeit.

- Losing control of your vehicle because the road suddenly became a crater.

- Getting flattened by illegal hoardings that exist thanks to adjustment.

- Being killed by a stray dog pack your municipality lost control of years ago.

- Suffocating in a hospital fire where safety exits were locked.

- Getting buried under a bridge that was inaugurated before completion.

- Drinking tap water that doubles as a microbiology experiment.

- Being run over because footpaths are either shops… or parking lots.

In India, danger doesn't fall from the sky…
It's built into the system at ground level.

Missiles are rare. Negligence is daily. 😏

[Sakshi Narula @mssakshinarula]

I am amazed at how Indians are coming out from their caves to tell the world that they are the safest country in the world. Please sit down you sound dumb AF. First make it safe for women and children to exist without any sexual violence and abuse, make it safer to drink water, have food and breathe air that is not toxic, make it safer to walk the streets without being hit by some spoilt drunk rich kid in a Thar, make it safer to be a non Hindu. Baat kar rahe hain safety ki 😑🙄

[Aritra @lordaritra]

@ITSCK47 Wait till vande Bharat starts and all other trains are delayed to make space for it. Masterstroke!

[Aritra @lordaritra]

@singhvarun Been there done that. That too in heavy rains.. Absolute stupid. Waste of time and energy.

[Shridhar V @iimcomic]

If Newton was Indian, he’d have discovered gravity by either falling into a pothole or by a metro pillar or a hoarding falling on him. 🙏🏻

[Aritra @lordaritra]

@AlwaysBollywood Bichhoo?