Michael Graybeal

Grateful father of two. Aspiring to be a grandfather.

[Michael Graybeal @lordgraysith]

@Manhattva @TaylorWAnderson You mean all the homeless bums with crap in their pants aren’t patronizing these restaurants?

[Dan McDonald @JosephMcAl69235]

@Amy_Siskind

[Michael Graybeal @lordgraysith]

@PTrubey I love hearing from all the people, including this guy, that it won’t work, as if they are trying to stop a friend from harming themselves. These people hate Elon, and if it really was a terrible idea, then they’d encourage him to waste his money doing it.

[Michael Graybeal @lordgraysith]

@mrjosco @michaeljknowles You have been lied to

[Michael Graybeal @lordgraysith]

@itsjustJDK @DanShaha Is Satan at the head of every religion that you disagree with?

[Michael Graybeal @lordgraysith]

@EthanGarofolo Same for religion and technology

[Michael Graybeal @lordgraysith]

@WallStreetApes Use it as an opportunity to go outside or learn to play an instrument. They need us more than we need them!

[Michael Graybeal @lordgraysith]

@Rightanglenews Not halal, but I, too, am repelled by hot dog water

[Michael Graybeal @lordgraysith]

@unclebobmartin @orafrac @ThePrimeagen And what does it cost, considering the recent price increases?

[Michael Graybeal @lordgraysith]

@sometherapist But how else am I supposed to feel special and at the same time excused of all my personal failures?

[Michael Graybeal @lordgraysith]

@NobodymrRobert Me: Hey, hold tight while I go get my chainsaw to save yours
Him: No, just hold this camera while I earn some clicks

[Michael Graybeal @lordgraysith]

@GovNuclear There are some rocks that are possessed by evil spirits which can be angered so badly that their rage boils water, the steam of which we use to spin a turbine generator.

[Michael Graybeal @lordgraysith]

@alexpotato @OrevaZSN No, usually they made people vocally reproduce the sound and it was the best. But did you ever wonder why all the callers happened to be just as witty and funny as the hosts? I wondered, but never suspected they were actors, but now I do. Too much Alex Jones.

[Michael Graybeal @lordgraysith]

@davidbellow When I do this, I do it very slowly to minimize the number of people that I cut in front of. But people follow me, so I do my part in filling the second lane.

[Michael Graybeal @lordgraysith]

@daily_dayo It’s so easy, too, you just show your temple recommend to a cop and they do everything you say. And still more non-Mormons move here every year and it will be so easy to steal their property. What a time to be a Mormon in Utah!
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[Michael Graybeal @lordgraysith]

@TheBabylonBee You guys need to stop competing with @Not_the_Bee

[Michael Graybeal @lordgraysith]

@Manhattva I'm just super impressed that you can make money on a stock by just buying that stock and then buying a ton of that company's products. We could end world poverty by just teaching people that trick!

[Michael Graybeal @lordgraysith]

@HockeyHerd Would trigger some special event when they play the Twins

[Salt City Sports @saltcitysportut]

🚨MLB BELONGS IN UTAH!

[Tim Pool @Timcast]

Use rent control to inhibit economic activity and the ability of owners to fix problems

Attack owners for not fixing problems

Seize property

Communism