luis gonzález

me gustan los videojuegos, no me gusta manejar

[luis gonzález @lorogomo]

-Eh wey ando triste.
-Nombre ya no estés triste.
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[luis gonzález @lorogomo]

Spoiler: no me mandaron nada y no me facturaron 3 viajes

[Uber Support @Uber_Support]

@lorogomo Estamos muy atentos a tus comentarios. Para brindarte un soporte más personalizado y acompañarte mejor, te hemos enviado un mensaje privado.

[Tatsuya Fujii @12tatsuya_F]

「カルタ・ブランカ」
モンテレイのこの地ビール美味しかったです。
こちらにくる方、ぜひお試しを。

[BFrog @BFrog__]

yo meando a mi amigo porque su ligue era una bruja y nos convirtió en salchichas

[El Guarromántico @Guarromantico_]

Ya se siente el ambiente mundialista:

[Milenio @Milenio]

🗣️🤖 “Ya es lo menos”: Dos robots recorren la Central de Abasto en CdMx. Entre frases célebres como "¿apoco sí muy acá?", "Cámara, ni que fueras mi valedor" y "una porra y chiflido para todos los de la central", el robot 'chalan', nombrado como ‘Chabot’, se llevó la atención de vendedores, diableros, transportistas y clientes de la Central de Abasto de la alcaldía Iztapalapa, quienes interactuaron con él, mostrando la esencia de la central.

Sobre si los robots podrían reemplazar alguna vez a los trabajadores de la Central, Carlos, uno de los vendedores, señaló que una de las problemáticas es “la misma interacción de la gente; hay mucha gente que podría estropear un poco al robot, no es lo mismo que un ser humano”.

También hizo mucho énfasis en que unas de las principales dificultades por las cuales tendrían que pasar los robots es por la carga de mucho peso al transportar las cajas con fruta o verdura por la central de abasto, donde hay muchos desniveles: “Esto es un punto menos para la tecnología”. https://t.co/JOOodkKRDa

✍️ Con información de Jhonatan Aguilar Yañez
📹 Especial

[Desus MF Nice💯 @desusnice]

those spurs nuns better not come to the garden bc there’s no god in nyc

[marYsol @rufflescrz]

paténtenlo

[🇲🇽 México Mágico ✨ @MexicoMagico]

El del Aut0Zonɛ cuando me dice q para q carro y le digo q para el mio 😒

[Out of Context Mex @Out0fContextMex]

México: 102988
IA: 0

[Lost Internet @LostMemeArchive]

In 2016, a rare Vaporeon spawned in Central Park.

People abandoned cars and sprinted through the park to catch it.

For one summer, Pokémon Go turned adults into wildlife.

[Jake Montgomery @JakeMontgomery_]

Me, getting ready to give my knee to Jalen Brunson

[Jedi @dhe3g]

When Ja didn’t wanna be on camera so they just switched the angles 😭

[luis gonzález @lorogomo]

No puede ser posible que siempre se produzca un “error” al querer facturar en @Uber_MEX >> Cc: @SATMX @Profeco

[Nintendo Yesterday @NintyYesterday]

1999: NECESITAS EXPANSION PAK para jugar a DONKEY KONG 64

2026: NECESITAS EXPANSION PACK para jugar a DONKEY KONG 64

[NBACentel @TheNBACentel]

Spurs nuns blessed Luke Kornet ahead of Game 4 👀

[Ritmo NBA @RitmoNba]

EL STEPHEN CURRY DE TRES METROS.

[luis gonzález @lorogomo]

lo checamos

[Aglaé @aglol0]

No es por arruinar el Día de la Madre, pero creo necesario reconocer también a todas las mujeres que libre y responsablemente hemos elegido no ser mamás. Se habla poco de lo que esta lúcida elección aporta a la humanidad.

Pero no estamos preparados para esta conversación.

[Liam Gallagher @liamgallagher]

@icey_melted That’s a good idea that

[T @Crinackk]

Impressive, kid kept it incredibly cool when my goat needed an ear to complain to, even leaned in a bit more towards LeBron, i bet lil man even stepped up to the plate and threw out a supportive “yeah lebron the other team is gay as hell” … keep fighting the good fight lil man.

[Katherine Argent @effthealgorithm]

Search is full of ads and wrong answers. Every other email is an ad. Prime Video charges you and shows ads. Paramount? Ads. Peacock? YouTube? Hulu? Ads followed by more ads. Netflix full of ads. Meta and X, every other thing is an ad. Pinterest is nothing but ads. AI is in everything. AI finishes sentences incorrectly and won’t stop. AI reads your email and search history to target you with more ads. Every time you open an app or visit a site there’s an update making it worse. In a hurry? First, click here to agree to terms you don’t have time to read and must accept. You need an account to do that. Change your temporary password. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email and enter that code. Now use a passkey. Your password is too simple to remember. Change it. No, not like that. Now log on. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email for a code… Welcome back! We’ve updated our terms of service and privacy policy (you have none). Subscribe to the site. Subscribe to Netflix. Subscribe to toilet paper. Subscribe to these groceries. Pay a membership fee for the right to subscribe then tip your driver who delivers the subscriptions your membership lets you subscribe to. Time to work? We’ve got to update your laptop and will slow down everything you do until you agree to update. But first, click here to agree. Update installed — your laptop’s broken now. It doesn’t matter, since your boss just replaced you with AI. Go to your phone to complain on social media. Wait, your phone needs an update so we can add more AI. Click here. Oh sorry, your phone can’t handle this update. Now it’s useless. Go get the newest phone. Here’s a text from a friend, an email, a voice mail they left three days ago but you didn’t see until now because of sync problems with the cloud. It’s their GoFundMe. Their MLM. Their Patreon. Never mind, you didn’t respond to their text within 9 minutes and now you’re no longer friends. They blocked you. Make new friends. Download this app to find people in your area. In your neighborhood. On your street. Two doors down from you. Do you know this person yet, we think you’d get along. You need an account to use this app. That username is taken. Enter a password. Not that one, you used it on another site. You need to be connected to WiFi to download the app. Allow the app to connect to other devices on your network. Allow the app to access your contacts, know your precise location, store your credit card details. Oops, sorry, we got hacked now all that info is available on the web. There’s a class action suit. You can join. It’ll take a decade to get your $3.73 share of the ten billion settlement. We’ll send it via PayPal or deposit it to your bank, just tell us those details. Oh no, another hack. That info is circulating now, too. Here’s a spam call, a spam email, a spam text. Why are you angry? Why are you talking about getting rid of your phone? Why don’t you like AI, it lets us make all of this easier? Do you know how ridiculous that sounds? This is progress. You’ll be left behind. Do you want to be left behind? Do you???