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Happily married

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

Rep. Rob Wittman (R-VA) faked a phone call for roughly 90 seconds after being asked about Speaker Mike Johnson’s comments regarding potential Social Security cuts.

The phone's screen remained visible, with his cheek inadvertently tapping different parts of the display.

[Jared Carrabis @Jared_Carrabis]

This is the most boring Red Sox team of all-time.

[Really American 🇺🇸 @ReallyAmerican1]

JD Vance directly contradicts Trump, who said a deal with Iran is 2 or 3 days away; Vance said it could be next week or months away.

In other words: he's clueless.

[Angry Staffer @Angry_Staffer]

Today:

Iran’s military, who we’ve ‘completely obliterated’ — or left untouched — depending on the day you ask Trump, shot down an Apache helicopter over the Strait of Hormuz.

Trump said deal possible in 2-3 days.

Now Trump says we’ll attack Iran.

Incoherent nonsense.

[Jamie Dupree @jamiedupree]

Rep. Byron Donalds R-FL still has not explained how he voted on the House floor in Feb. 2025 while he was in Los Angeles for the Bill Maher show. Someone voted for Donalds twice that day - another Florida Republican perhaps used his voting card?

[Tim Miller @Timodc]

Ted Cruz’s breasts could be used as a flotation device.

[Governor Newsom Press Office (parody) @AwesomeNewsom]

THE IRAN WAR HAS NOW BEEN GOING ON FOR 100 DAYS. OR AS DONALD TRUMP LIKES TO CALL IT, "100 DAYS OF NEGOTIATIONS WHICH WILL BE FINISHED IN A FEW HOURS RIGHT AFTER THE EIGHT DAY EXTENSION FOLLOWING A TWO WEEK PAUSE AND A THREE-MONTH CEASEFIRE WHICH IS ON HOLD FOR TWO YEARS."

[Chris Meloni @Chris_Meloni]

Now take a nap, honey

[VoteVets @votevets]

BREAKING: In a stunning moment, Republicans just BLOCKED Sen. Richard Blumenthal's attempt to get Veterans their retirement pay WITHOUT cutting disability benefits. Republicans will write blank checks to the military, then penny pinch when it's time to support our Vets.

[JB Pritzker @JBPritzker]

Donald Trump promised no new wars.

100 days into his war with Iran, Trump now claims he never said that.

He’s lying through his teeth, and working families are paying for it.

[Joe Walsh @WalshFreedom]

Donald Trump has turned one of our two major political parties into a party of election deniers, sore losers, and democracy haters.

[Joe G @EastEndJoe]

Here’s what really happened.

[Willie Beamen’s Burner Account @WillieBBurner]

@ShamsCharania Trump in Game 3:

[The Knicks Wall @TheKnicksWall]

@ShamsCharania You mean he watched the majority of of Game 3 asleep. Waste of space in The Garden

[L 🫥 🔮 @BarrettsGoat]

@ShamsCharania “watched”

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

Republicans are salivating to implement this in America

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

#Screwworm will soon not be just a Texas problem. Thank the Republican Party for that.

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

The president who cried wolf.

[Hey, Dave! @davegreenidge57]

If you couldn’t hate these people more.

[Not Jerome Powell @alifarhat79]

Never deleting this app