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videogames 🏳

[Safiya @HeySafiya]

Me when I’m home alone, making sure the booty is still bootying. 😋😭🍑

[SlimeKrew @SlimeKrewTM]

barber just told me its on the house mid cut

[Tacoma Public Utilities @MyTPU]

We are aware of a power outage affecting more than 27,000 customers. Our teams are investigating and working to restore power as quickly and safely as possible. For outage information, please go to https://t.co/eufpQNrsRO

[Joe Vargas @AngryJoeShow]

Right, that's when you know you've won an argument commenting on my weight & looks. Such an intellectual you are.
Hey Guys! The very famous Handsome perfectly fit Asmongold thinks I need to lose a few pounds to offer a different opinion than him.
Ackchyually JOE! If it was realistic there'd be no women gears! uh huh. Got me there.😆Pure "Logic". Back to your own gross corner of X now. Shew. Shew. Before I grab my can of raid.

[egg @lostenoki]

Tacoma pls, I got work to do.

[Peninsula Light Co. @PenLightCo]

11:50AM - An issue with Tacoma Power’s Pearl substation has impacted PenLight territory. Tacoma Power is working to remedy and resolve as soon as possible. Once repaired, restoration process can begin. No ETA at this time as all work together as safely and efficiently as possible. Thank you for your patience. 

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Katie Zacharia has been fired as White House press secretary after less than one week on the job.

(https://t.co/36cChmj0iZ)

[Jedi Jake 🌌✨ @Jaykosity]

HHEERREE'S BIDDY!! 🪓

#StarWarsGalacticRacer

[ɱσℓℓყ🎭💿🌐🎧ྀི♪⋆.✮ ♫₊ @mollyfrmdenali]

i can say nigga because I grew up roun-

I can say nigga because where I’m fro-

[The Honorable OX🇺🇸🐂 @5300_Dean]

Play this out loud with your phone turned up to the max !!

[egg @lostenoki]

Shiiiit

[Yhwadam @TheGriIlmaster]

Okay

[quiinta🪬 @quiintassential]

i was coughing from smoking and i thought somebody handed me water but it was actually a mai tai cut-water

[Cerisia @Cerisiae]

Non-binary people realising their giggles are HEHE and not THEYTHEY

[Lindsay Lohan @lindsaylohan]

It’s October 3rd 💝

[Nico 🌙 @sr_racoon1]

“Name an aquatic superhero but you can’t say aquaman”

[The Football Theory @Fxxtball_Theory]

@nypost

[° @binx7h]

getting thrown like that as a grown man is crazy😭