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this is a ratatouille stan account

[I want that ol kind of grok n roll @jestermaxxing]

Imagine if instead of glory holes we had ‘story holes’. Holes you can put your ear to and hear a wonderful story.

[danny @dannethboi]

at the antique store touching a bunch of stuff then rubbing my eyes

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

A federal judge has ruled that boneless wings are real wings after a man filed a lawsuit against Buffalo Wild Wings for “false advertising.”

[^_^ @misandrism]

Just put a potato in the oven so I can have a potato in an hour or so. And you’d be wise to do the same

[Jane Schoenbrun @sapphicspielbrg]

If I ever make a sci fi movie I’m not gonna SAY it’s set in Roku City but u can bet ur ass it’s set in Roku City

[colin @bonyromo]

type of shit I’m liking

[🂱 @laylology]

I'm smokin the shit that made Earl grey

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

They don’t make music like this anymore

[yoshimi battles dracula @nise_yoshimi]

two beers in you gotta ask yourself, is tonight going to be the night of the wolf or is tonight going to be the night of the hog

[Gizmo 🇵🇸 @basedgizmo]

There's a new Marvel out that's supposed to be nuts

[paddle @ipaddlearound]

my untimely passing will send ripples thru the salt and vinegar chip industry. there will be many chip tycoons at my funeral

[frightened scaredy-cat jon butter @thejonbutter]

“I asked grok” “I asked chatgpt” well I asked 100 people to name something you might buy at an airport, top 6 answers are on the board,

[pinball wizard @y0ungpinball]

I’m on some shit that Jehovah ain’t even witness yet

[tay @hairball1952]

happy birthday ireland

[Melissa (M²) @ToolGirl18]

Pickles are great..until you're in one.

[forest / real donkey hours @forestdonk_]

holy fuck

[ɑrtɛmɪs @peak_transit]

yeah i support DEI. doofenschmirtz evil incorporated