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[lauren powell @lou_stroud]

My husband broke a bottle of my perfume in the bathroom sink...on the plus side, our bathroom smells amazing...sadly, it cost $40 to make it smell that amazing

[lauren powell @lou_stroud]

Marriage is having somebody to itch your armpit when your nails are still wet💅🏻

[lauren powell @lou_stroud]

@TheEllenShow @TheEllenShow #EllenRateMyCat #CatWeek #yourewelcomeEllen

[lauren powell @lou_stroud]

Well if say this is a perfect example of why @KindledKate and I are such a good couple #shegetsme #bestfriends

[lauren powell @lou_stroud]

So glad someone in that reststop bathroom had their priorities straight... food over everything

[lauren powell @lou_stroud]

Jay informed me that the last words I said before going to sleep and the first words I said this am were the same...
"I want cinnamon rolls"

[lauren powell @lou_stroud]

Why is it that I feel like sprite isn't really pop....it's like a gateway pop

[lauren powell @lou_stroud]

When your dog destroys your yard and many socks, but he's so cute and proud of his masterpiece...

[lauren powell @lou_stroud]

When you're on your way to the gym but you accidentally turn into the Wendy's drive-thru 🤷🏼‍♀️
#oldhabitsdiehard #getbehindmesatan

[lauren powell @lou_stroud]

If i haven't taken my Christmas tree down into the month of February, it automatically becomes a valentines tree, right?

[lauren powell @lou_stroud]

Jesus
Thank you for blessing me with the ninja speed to snatch a broken table leg out of that angry childs hand before he shanked me with it

[lauren powell @lou_stroud]

You know you napped well when you wake up thinking the hubs "didn't come home last night" only to realize that its only 6:30pm not 6:30am.

[lauren powell @lou_stroud]

If I never see a kid dab again, I'd consider my life a success.
#youthpastorswife #youthgroupallnighter

[lauren powell @lou_stroud]

Some people marched and some people didn't. Guys, it's fine. 😒
#shutupaboutthemarch

[lauren powell @lou_stroud]

If you want to be friends with a preschooler, wear a necklace hat looks like a rock.
#sixlets #straightouttaroom6
#preschoolprobs

[lauren powell @lou_stroud]

I love preschool because cookies, dancing, and glitter✨
#AdventuresInRoom5

[lauren powell @lou_stroud]

In honor of Calvin turning into a giant, here's some happy Tuesday baby pictures of him

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Our own Eric Hall is featured in @ManhattanMag and you can read the article here: https://t.co/xHKhV2JOGP