telemark narc

this is a work of fiction #FWP

[John Hinckley @JohnHinckley20]

I’m a man of peace now! Please stop with all the negative comments!

[telemark narc @louchiappetta]

Every time I see a tweet about them bugs

[BitchyGriff @BitchyGriff]

For the record I do not relish in killing lobsters. I believe it’s important to understand the gravity of what it means to take an animal’s life for food and do so as reverently as possible and I went out of my way to do it as humanely as possible.

[telemark narc @louchiappetta]

@faster_sneakers I have been thinking about this for weeks…..they are using the fog machine to create smoked dogs…

[telemark narc @louchiappetta]

@luckyswell *peaches voice *

[telemark narc @louchiappetta]

Clocking in for my Old Guy At The End Of The Bar shift

[Perennial @Perennialband]

The best film of the last ten years is that episode of ‘Joe Pera Talks With You’ where he hears “Baba O’Riley” by The Who for the first time.

[telemark narc @louchiappetta]

June 1: 2 dozen furries in liberty park

[telemark narc @louchiappetta]

Soooo where can I get a “DOES IT HONK?” bumper sticker

[telemark narc @louchiappetta]

@w0rmbrain @faster_sneakers Also feel like we kinda glossed over the Heather Gay cornhole appearance ???

[telemark narc @louchiappetta]

@psycho_ceo Cracks me up every time I see this dude and yeah it’s definitely the same guy

[Jose Canseco @JoseCanseco]

I hope everyone stays safe during the Eclipse today except one guy

[Kruschiki Supply Company @KruschikiSupply]

Restocked our #1 most popular patch

[telemark narc @louchiappetta]

RETIRE BITCH

[Senator Angus King @SenAngusKing]

Today, the Senate chose honor in Ukraine, Israel, Taiwan and freedom-loving democracies across the globe.

[telemark narc @louchiappetta]

I don’t wanna apply for summer jobs I want to RIDE A TRAIN

[telemark narc @louchiappetta]

My fav hobby is making sure every single red light on Foothill Drive is working at 5am

[telemark narc @louchiappetta]

In retrospect I should have known The L Motel would be the worst room I’d ever paid for

[telemark narc @louchiappetta]

RIP Edward Abbey you would’ve hated what’s become of Utah

[telemark narc @louchiappetta]

Comprehensive list of bars I’ve been to in SLC:
Twilite (many times)
Big Willie’s (2x)
Beer Bar (2x)
Bar X (1x)
Chakra (1x)
Bongo (1x)
Handlebar (1x)
X-wife’s (1x)
Brewvies (1x)

[telemark narc @louchiappetta]

@faster_sneakers This was formulated in a lab to piss me off, a worker in UT and WV

[telemark narc @louchiappetta]

@BitchyGriff Is this not Butch Princess Di