David louis lankester

faux morale outrage and genuine shenanigans

[David louis lankester @louislankester]

@NakedGunMovie @thedougmand @gregorcorp @sethmeyers @ParamountPics @ParamountUK @thelonelyisland

If it dosn’t open with the OG theme and Neeson driving a police car through a urethra into Andy Samburg’s face you need to hire better writers 😂

https://t.co/T1qFSIptfr

[David louis lankester @louislankester]

I’ve got this super original great idea for a dystopian sci-fi movie where you have access to everyone’s darkest, disturbing and bat shit crazy thoughts 24/7 unrelentingly….. #movieidea

[David louis lankester @louislankester]

@MatthewStillJr1 @dylancutlip15 @The_Brian_Life @tommysantos14 If, if?!!! Buddy the American Military complex and intelligence agencies have caused and is directly responsible for all manor of crazy horrific things all over the planet?! And this is coming from a British citizen. You looked our history and went “hold my piss weak beer”. 💁‍♀️

[David louis lankester @louislankester]

@dav87406 @owenjonesjourno @eyesareopen78 I thought you all loved free speech?

[David louis lankester @louislankester]

@michaelmphysics I like making stuffs. [email protected] if you’re shopping about 💁‍♀️

[David louis lankester @louislankester]

@PureGym you want to wang me that no membership fee email again so I can rejoin for a month whilst I’m working in Edinburgh? @TheGymGroup offers open to you as well since you’re owned by the same company.
Cheers like 👍🏻

[David louis lankester @louislankester]

@glastonbury I think in the interest of fairness the ticketing system should be based on a series of physical combat sports and competitive eating competitions.

[David louis lankester @louislankester]

@Keir_Starmer IKeir Starmer - flat pack Tony Blair 2.0 only with less ideas and leans so far to the right he may topple over

[David louis lankester @louislankester]

@ACKaminski @NadiaWhittomeMP Tell me you haven't read The Forde report without telling me you haven't read The Forde report.

[David louis lankester @louislankester]

@AyoCaesar Meanwhile in Canada they’re making ridiculous bank on legalising and taxing. And you can even do the political bs of saying crimes down at the same time. What an absolute melt of a human he is.

[David louis lankester @louislankester]

@SimonClarkeMP @RishiSunak I am so glad I picked England for my place of birth when I shot out my mothers vagina as a baby. I’d be in a right pickle otherwise.

[David louis lankester @louislankester]

Calm down @piersmorgan @RishiSunak isn’t going to make love to you like the absolute darling you believe you are.

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

Mick ‘The Grinch’ Lynch is beginning to believe his own over-hyped bullish*t. Loves being a media star, so has zero incentive to resolve the strikes as that would deprive him of the TV oxygen he craves.

[David louis lankester @louislankester]

@LordAshcroft When you’re on the naughty list and you double down.

[David louis lankester @louislankester]

Thanks Haggard Cat for spending 107 minutes with me training for a charity boxing match in 2022. I couldn’t stop listening to Pearl (my walkout theme). #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/KyXLhLbZfl

[David louis lankester @louislankester]

@MartinH15196826 @mollie035 @joelycett Would you like a hug?

[David louis lankester @louislankester]

@joelycett This is excellent 👍🏻 so absolutely brilliantly done 👏🏻

[David louis lankester @louislankester]

@drsilverbackmd @groovy_chi @AyoCaesar Green is not a creative colour #DontHugMeImScared

[David louis lankester @louislankester]

@BBCNews Stop giving this gob shite any attention. So transparent

[David louis lankester @louislankester]

@trussliz Goodbye @trussliz hello to the next Tory monster