me during sex: hurt me
them: you were never that smart you just were good at reading as a child so you were given special attention and it gave you a complex
me: wait-
them: you don’t try at school because youre convinced ur natural intellect will save you but u don’t have it
I imagine Travis Scott picking up Nicki Minaj call and saying “You Right sis... u #1 this week... “ then hanging up and laughing his ass off with Kylie n stormi while they refresh billboard 💀
Me during sex: hurt me
Him: you’ve gained a lot of weight since high school and your personality doesn’t make up for it
Me: wait-
Him: your tweets aren’t funny and you’re so creatively burnt out you’re forced to use meme templates for content
Me: p l s s t o p