and if u EVER talk shit about pigeons in my presence….. well….. let’s just say the pigeons are all behind me rn and we’re gonna pluck every morsel of flesh from ur bones and leave them on the street to be bleached by the sun and eroded away until they are nothing but dust. so
how do i explain to my non british oomfs rn how the far right is losing their shit over an intergalatic bin robot competing against their leader in a local election he called for attention