Low Fat Ham

*witty Twitter bio*

[Low Fat Ham @low_fat_ham]

I FINALLY GOT A 6K IN DEADLOCK LETS GO https://t.co/IT5rqExvtU

[claudia @claudiasotop]

amo cuando mi bb se acuesta así y se ve todo gordito

[🫧 @lunecrumbss]

day one someday

[trace @stup1dpisces]

this isn’t an exaggeration. this is literally what he looks like trying to take a lick of my ice cream cone

[GL @gldivittorio]

Actually kind of reassuring that out of the 10k+ family members of 9/11 victims they could only find 300 to join in on some brazenly racist shit

[jodi @jodiverse]

Throwback to when I tried to dump my boyfriend 2yrs ago and he said ok but can we still play fortnite #runitup

[Caroline 🕯️ @caroline_mpls]

Orlando Bloom would be a beautiful name for a WBNA team

[Idiot Mcstupid @PublicEnemi_No1]

You can never find these types of tweets on Bluesky

[vivafalastin 🇵🇸 @vivafalastin]

she gorp on my scroggin til i schmogle

[phlip @MrPerfectPhilip]

Apparently, you’re not supposed to comment “nightmare blunt rotation” on your ex’s Instagram with a picture of her husband and new baby

[Nooristic 🇵🇸🇪🇸🇫🇰 @nooristiccc]

You'll never get sentences like this on Bluesky

[Low Fat Ham @low_fat_ham]

My picks

[Zack Stentz @MuseZack]

I think a reason we find the Jimothy story so moving is that it goes against our sense of nature always being harsh and ruthless. In reality, even in the animal kingdom sometimes the deformed & disabled still find their way in the world, often with the help of family.

[anna !!! :)) 🇵🇸🌸✨🌸🇵🇸 @frogs4girls]

4 day trip so i’ve naturally packed 7 shorts 1 pants 11 socks 7 tops and every pair of underwear i own

[Jordae @renaiyahjordae]

I think in romantic relationships it’s important to know when to show up as a romantic partner on some days and then when to just show up as a friend or maybe it’s just me

[mac 🫐 gay master from the gay republic @ardokranch]

how it feels to have an anxiety disorder

[rachel (charapilled) @shellyous]

Oomfs told me to post this on main so here

[amykaufman @amykaufman84]

7 years ago today, my partner strangled me while my baby slept upstairs. I learned that surviving strangulation increases the risk of being killed by over 750%.
I left that day.

I spent years waiting for someone to save us. It turned out that someone was me.

[jackson 🇪🇸 @jacksonicide]

The sensor at urinals scans your penis and sells it to palantir

[Low Fat Ham @low_fat_ham]

Still haven’t made it to trap rounds on five