Rich K

Classically trained to melt face. Bass. Tuba. Voice. Bass lines to order.

[Rich K @lowendspclst]

man, you gotta play it like you walkin' but you ain't got no where to be, and you got all day to get there.

[Rich K @lowendspclst]

@ClarkMatt This is why we're friends.

[Rich K @lowendspclst]

She's a cunt and she knows it, so I didn't NEED to tell her, but she's a racist cunt. I calls thems likes I sees thems.

[Rich K @lowendspclst]

Oops, told a big account to stop being a cunt and now I'm in jail for 12 hours.

[Rich K @lowendspclst]

@davenewworld_2 Hey, @TomiLahren, does this look like resisting? I mean, by your logic this dude should be executed without trial for running.

[Rich K @lowendspclst]

@RobinKimball Sloth is a sin, mr presidunce.

[Jess Phoenix, Lava Connoisseur 🌋 @jessphoenix2018]

#PrideMonth but make it 2020.

Art by @doeantlers.

[Ver¡f¡ed Rich @terriblerich]

You guys, I'm worried i might be antifa...i mean, both of my grandfathers were killin nazis in WW2...

[Ver¡f¡ed Rich @terriblerich]

*single tear*

[Rich K @lowendspclst]

@ClarkMatt If i had bought the albums in the first place, I'd smash em now.

[Rich K @lowendspclst]

@ShiftlessHobo Being a fascist bootlick makes one perspire, and thus one needs the superior wicking of an under armor garment.

[Rich K @lowendspclst]

Wait, y'all got $1200? Blow it out your ass, I expect no help. Don't worry, I'm gonna keep paying my taxes and spending 100% of my income like a good little capitalist.

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

If we can bail out large corporations, we can ensure everyone in this country has the income to support themselves and afford basic necessities during this crisis. One $1,200 check ain't enough.

[Rich K @lowendspclst]

I second that emotion. #COVID19

[Ver¡f¡ed Rich @terriblerich]

Well, I knew it was coming, but I got word that my choir has been canceled this year, with the programming to be postponed until next year. Dammit. That was my whole summer. If you take the #walnutvalleybluegrassfestival from me, my give a fuck will be fully broken. #COVID19

[Rich K @lowendspclst]

To be clear, I've been exposing myself and others for months now.

[Rich K @lowendspclst]

Why haven't we been required to wear masks this whole time? I mean, my life literally didn't change, save for washing my hands more often. Now, all of a sudden, that people want to go get their nails and hair did, get tattoos, go to the gym, and bowl, we all need to mask up?

[Rich K @lowendspclst]

This guy gets it.

[Ver¡f¡ed Rich @terriblerich]

Chicken katsu, hot and sour soup, beef and brocolli, and chicken egg rolls. #sundayloveday

[Rich K @lowendspclst]

@ClarkMatt He's a dangerous moron who lies repeatedly, without remorse. The fact that the press won't/hasn't really taken him to task on it makes them all complicit bootlicks. We're so fucked.

[Rich K @lowendspclst]

@ClarkMatt That's my take. What's sad is hearing anyone attempt to spin it in #UncleJoe's favor.

[Rich K @lowendspclst]

Pre-wrap photos:

[Rich K @lowendspclst]

Here she is, under saniderm. #Samus #Metroid #Nintendo

[Rich K @lowendspclst]

Here she is, under saniderm. #Samus #Metroid #Nintendo

[Rich K @lowendspclst]

@sethmacy Kang/Kodos 2020