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Duck @Thesis_co: The studio behind @MezoNetwork, @Fold_App, @TheTNetwork, and more 🖤 | president: 👾

views are my own

[🦆 @lowpolyduck]

@MezoNetwork will now be charging 69% tariffs on any asset you bridge into the chain

With a special exemption on $TRX for no particular reason

All proceeds will go to the TCEF [Thesis Cigarette Expense Fund] with yield forwarded to William Pykes biweekly birthday parties

Included with this executive order is a daily literature quote entirely unrelated to the state of world trade:

[Mezo @MezoNetwork]

Mezo Academy is here!

Claim 1 MILLION MEZO today and earn from 4 MILLION MEZO over the next 8 epochs.

Lock MEZO and show up every week to vote.

[FOLD BITCOIN @fold_app]

Big month at Fold!

The physical credit card is here, transactions just got a whole lot richer, and a handful of polish updates make the app feel better every day.

Here’s what’s new... 🧵

[🦆 @lowpolyduck]

@samreich Shaping up to be one of the best seasons

[🦆 @lowpolyduck]

@berdyn The entire thing ? Get out of the American bits

[matt @mattmcman_s]

We are hiring a Senior Backend Engineer @fold_app to help build out our Ledger & Payments Core.

Understanding fundamental accounting principles and how traditional fiat payment rails work is critical to building the best bridge between BTC and USD. It unlocks user experiences that allow users to adopt the bitcoin standard at their own pace, with minimal friction.

If building systems of record for money movement excites you, this is the role for you. Event driven architecture, best-in-class tooling, elite team.

Details below.

[Stake DAO @StakeDAOHQ]

We are aware of the ongoing situation.
Please do not interact with vsdCRV.

[🦆 @lowpolyduck]

@MezoNetwork Hell ya.

[Mezo @MezoNetwork]

Bitcoin

[🦆 @lowpolyduck]

@samreich @LegalEagle "Just chatting" with a famous lawyer ended up surprisingly cute considering the context of the episode

[🦆 @lowpolyduck]

@samreich Brilliant episode 👏

[BitcoinYield @bitcoin_yield]

Mezo’s veBTC yield-boosting design now has a dedicated coordination market to earn more: @MatchboxMarkets

The mechanic: locking BTC for veBTC earns fees (0.03% currently), but you can get up to a 5x boost if you lock MEZO tokens.

The situation: BTC depositors want yield without holding MEZO tokens; MEZO holders want to monetize their locked power without supplying BTC. Because BTC is the scarce asset today, so a market has opened up, sharing revenue with MEZO holders. 

- BTC depositors get up to 5x boosted yield directly.
- MEZO lockers take a cut of the boosted yield.

Matchbox (https://t.co/h7rw5rTIJF) matches these two sides

[🦆 @lowpolyduck]

@madsssagascar Dont worry guys, you'll get over it; my arts been trivialised as well

[🦆 @lowpolyduck]

@toadswiback Reminds me of the picture my nephew did of his mum recently:

"Farting a loud way"

[🦆 @lowpolyduck]

@scupytrooples Skydiggers
Slayer
Metallica
They might be giants
Backstreet boys
Bobby McFerrin
Apocalyptica
The Wiggles
Dave Matthew's Band
Yo Gabba Gabba

[🦆 @lowpolyduck]

@samreich The butterflies mean you care

[🦆 @lowpolyduck]

@7why__ydm Terry fox

[🦆 @lowpolyduck]

It seems to... at least in the part of canada my roots are planted. Maybe the problem is that the part of canada you live in is basically just america.

Where im from the earth is trying to kill me 8 months of the year, and i seen my Punjabi neighbor put his rubbers on same as me to wade into the ice and fix community docks.

This is why Canada breeds Canadians. Because it has to or you die.

[🦆 @lowpolyduck]

@SamAMcKee LOL

[🦆 @lowpolyduck]

No one convinced me, my family has been here since before we called ourselves Canadian; and nothing about that makes me "more canadian" than someone born here yesterday... regardless of where their parents came from

I think modern Canadians have spent too much time in the cities and forgotten that we all came from somewhere

[🦆 @lowpolyduck]

@rationalposts @BollywoodBoyz "Canadian" isnt an established ethnicity... these bois were born here and love it here; what more do you want ?

If its wrong for them to do this I dont want to hear shit from newfies about Ireland ever again