luke schuman

only care about dogs

[luke schuman @lschuman10]

@staz__ Obviously not who do you think i am

[luke schuman @lschuman10]

I’ve only fallen in love with like 5 girls whyi in Vegas and i think that’s a win

[luke schuman @lschuman10]

Who wants a drunk FaceTime tonight

[luke schuman @lschuman10]

I hate DTE with a passion

[luke schuman @lschuman10]

Dive bar karaoke hits different

[luke schuman @lschuman10]

I lied chicago once again sucks ass

[luke schuman @lschuman10]

Okay drunk me doesn’t think chicago is that bad after losing my credit card

[luke schuman @lschuman10]

The bartender took my card and basically said fuck off and never gave me it back

[luke schuman @lschuman10]

Chicago fucking sucks

[luke schuman @lschuman10]

The tequila is taking over my decisions tonight

[luke schuman @lschuman10]

Kzoo got the best of quite a few of us this weekend

[Kasie @kasieallen]

Boo!

[luke schuman @lschuman10]

Is cheesecake a cake or a pie?

[luke schuman @lschuman10]

Rollin 8 dudes deep to the bar i don’t think we talking to any women tonight

[luke schuman @lschuman10]

Love being the drunkest girl at the party

[Edgar @LifeOfEdgar]

Don’t get it twisted, if you see me drinking this 4th of July it’s because I love drinking, not this country.

[luke schuman @lschuman10]

@meganforgacs https://t.co/sVlFG4tTyw

[luke schuman @lschuman10]

@meganforgacs 5 takes up just enough space at the top to make me anxious

[luke schuman @lschuman10]

@kasieallen doing the lawn mower at the bar was the highlife of my night