Master Sensei

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[zerohedge @zerohedge]

Historic bloodbath in 0DTE land today

[Watcher.Guru @WatcherGuru]

JUST IN: $400,000,000 worth of longs liquidated from the crypto market in the past 10 minutes.

[Young Thug ひ @youngthug]

Free smurk please god

[Ansem @blknoiz06]

trading crypto while stocks make new all time highs every day

[The Kobeissi Letter @KobeissiLetter]

BREAKING: The S&P 500 officially posts its highest close on record, now up +18% since the March 30th low.

That's +$10.4 TRILLION in market cap in 6 weeks.

[Master Sensei @ltf0594]

Forever enjoying this bullmarket. All of my tweets are essentially the same - fuck bears and fuck anybody who bets against the USA 🇺🇸 #sp500 #stockmarket #bullmarket #bearmarket #usa #stocks #bonds #oil #calls #puts #spx #spy $spy #qqq $qqq $voo #voo #bullish #goldenhands

[The Kobeissi Letter @KobeissiLetter]

BREAKING: The S&P 500 closes at its highest level on record, now up +17.2% since the March 30th bottom.

That's +$10 TRILLION in market cap in 29 trading days.

[The Kobeissi Letter @KobeissiLetter]

BREAKING: The S&P 500 officially posts its highest close on record, now up +14.2% since the March 30th low.

That's +$8.1 TRILLION in market cap in 23 trading days.

[Master Sensei @ltf0594]

Hahahaha fuck bears! USA USA USA! What a life! #stockmarket #spx #qqq $spy $qqq $vti $vxus #stocks #bonds #oil #bullmarket #puts #fuckbears $vix #vix #wsb now to go on Wallstreet bets to see who shorted the market 😀

[Master Sensei @ltf0594]

@Polymarket Sick. I can't wait for #westvirginia to sell off whatever remaining natural beauty is left in the state to private enterprises that are going to bend over the citizens, gut the land, and skip town just like they always do. #countryroads #lithium

[Bö Jänke: Hönkÿ @Bob_Janke]

The coolest part of being alive in 2026 is how everything is $1000 dollars

[IncomeSharks @IncomeSharks]

My favorite kind of trading comes in bloody markets because I love buying at discounts, not premiums. Bottom feeding is where you can make good money and actually keep it. Top blasting is where you can make good money but people forget to hit that sell button and give it all back

[Master Sensei @ltf0594]

I'll never be able to stop thinking about what my life would be had I just stuck to boring index funds instead of lighting my money on fire buying $POL $ATOM $TIA $LRC #polygon #cosmos #cosmoshub #celestia #loopring #crypto #cryptocurrency #bearmarket #lossporn #regrets #defi

[IncomeSharks @IncomeSharks]

Have had a pretty bad read on the stock market this year. You know it's bad when the long term do nothing portfolio is beating the trading account. Sometimes you get a really good read and are dialed on the markets, other times it seems like it's working against you.

[Evan @StockMKTNewz]

Tomorrow we have earnings from

Amazon
Meta Platforms
Google
Microsoft

Get yourself ready

[Master Sensei @ltf0594]

Huge day tomorrow. Let's pump these markets back to all time highs. Don't bet against the #usa #america #spx #spy #qqq $spy $qqq $vti $vxus #vanguard #nyse #stockmarket #oil #oilfutures #OilReserve #bullmarket #pumpit

[curb @CryptoCurb]

"so you staked your ETH on the Ethereum blockchain to earn yield?"

"yes, Dave"

"except you didn't want your capital to be locked up so you actually staked it with a liquid staking protocol called Lido?"

"that's correct, Dave"

"and Lido gave you a liquid staking receipt token called stETH in return?"

"yes, Dave"

"and then you didn't think that was enough, so you juiced the yield even further by depositing your stETH receipt tokens into a restaking protocol called Eigenlayer?"

"you are correct, Dave"

"and now you didn't want to lock up your capital, so you actually restaked with a liquid restaking protocol called KelpDAO who provided you with a liquid restaking receipt token called rsETH?"

"you got it, Dave"

"and then that was surely not enough juice, so you then deposited your rsETH tokens into a lending protocol called AAVE so that you could open a leveraged looping position that borrows ETH against the rsETH collateral and restakes the ETH into rsETH which is then deposited as collateral, except it turns out rsETH used a cross-chain bridge called LayerZero whose security is held together by a 1/1 toothpick, which was obviously hacked by north koreans causing rsETH to become undercollateralized and now these looping positions are stuck and unprofitable, and everyone is pointing fingers at each other, and also DeFi is a very serious industry"

"you are 100% correct, dave"

jfc.

[Bull Theory @BullTheoryio]

🚨 THIS HAS NEVER HAPPENED IN HISTORY.

We are in the middle of a war and the S&P 500 is about to hit a new all time high.

When the war started, the S&P 500 crashed 8.5%, wiping out $5.3 trillion from its market cap.

And now from the bottom on March 31, it is up almost 10%, adding $6.2 trillion back.

And the strangest thing is, the war is not over. Negotiations have failed.

The US blockade of Iranian ports is active. Oil is still at $93. Inflation just jumped to 3.3% in March, the highest in nearly two years, The Fed cannot cut rates.

Yet S&P 500 is just 1% away from a new All Time High.

[More Perfect Union @MorePerfectUS]

BREAKING: Maryland is about to become the first state in the nation to ban the use of surveillance data and dynamic pricing at grocery stores.

The Maryland House has just passed the Protection from Predatory Pricing Act.

Governor Wes Moore plans to sign the bill.

[Heisenberg @Mr_Derivatives]

Just an unreal stock market.

Never ever doubt the dip buyers.