General Hashish

[Cameron 🇺🇸 🗽🦅 @CameronCorduroy]

>renames it to the Department of War
>names himself the Secretary of War
>fights one war
>loses

[Shehbaz Sharif @CMShehbaz]

I am honoured to announce that the historic ‘Islamabad Memorandum of Understanding’ has been electronically signed today between the United States of America and the Islamic Republic of Iran. The Memorandum has been signed by honourable Presidents of both the countries and also endorsed by me as the mediator. The signing of this agreement at the highest level of the respective governments demonstrates the commitment of both sides to a diplomatic resolution of the conflict. Islamabad MoU shall enter into force with immediate effect and as a first step, Islamic Republic of Iran will instantly reopen the Strait of Hormuz and the United States of America will immediately lift the naval blockade.

I offer my heartfelt congratulations and sincere appreciation to the President of the United States, Donald J. Trump whose steadfast commitment to diplomacy and preference for peaceful resolution have once again helped end a conflict that could have led to devastating consequences for the region and beyond. I also commend the dedication and tireless efforts of the United States negotiating team, including J.D. Vance, Steve Witkoff and Jared Kushner, for their invaluable contributions to this achievement.

I express my profound respect and appreciation to His Eminence Ayatollah Seyyed Mojtaba Hosseini Khamenei, the Supreme Leader of Islamic Republic of Iran and President Masoud Pezeshkian for their wisdom, foresight and statesmanship in embracing the cause of peace. I also wish to recognize the efforts of the Iranian negotiating team, including Mohammad Bagher Ghalibaf, Abbas Araghchi and Eskandar Momeni, whose patience, perseverance and commitment to constructive engagement were instrumental in bringing this agreement to fruition.

I would especially like to acknowledge the sincere efforts and constructive engagement of the leadership of the State of Qatar in helping reach this point. I also highly commend the leadership of the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia, the Republic of Türkiye and the Arab Republic of Egypt for their indispensable role and invaluable contributions in this regard.

I would also like to make special mention of Field Marshal Syed Asim Munir, whose tireless efforts, selfless dedication and instrumental role were critical in facilitating this breakthrough and advancing the cause of peace and regional stability.

May this Memorandum of Understanding serve as an enduring foundation for greater understanding, mutual respect and shared prosperity for the complete region.

@realDonaldTrump
@JDVance
@SecRubio
@SteveWitkoff
@SEPeaceMissions
@drpezeshkian
@mb_ghalibaf
@araghchi

[Tucker Carlson @TuckerCarlson]

The Iran war seems to be ending, along with our uncritical support for Israel, and not a moment too soon. No wonder the neocons are hysterical.

[Rand Paul @RandPaul]

I've spent my career warning against regime change wars, nation-building, and endless military entanglements. The same voices now attacking Trump's Iran deal are the architects of every failed intervention of my lifetime.

This war must end. I stand with President Trump on peace.

[General Hashish @ltgeneral420]

@ArchdukeChen @RebelGoy88 @BrettErickson28 They are likely dollar denominated so China can’t stop them from being frozen unless they are converted into cash. Most likely from before 2018.

[General Hashish @ltgeneral420]

@ylowcoffee @LauraLoomer @POTUS This is offensive to me as a Pakistani American. It was Pakistan that mediated this deal, stop giving Qatar all the credit. Include us in your AI slop so we can put you in your place.

[General Hashish @ltgeneral420]

@hangyulscum @Osint613 He literally defeated a superpower, what did your shah do? Get 40,000 people killed for a humiliating peace agreement?

[General Hashish @ltgeneral420]

@PersianPhodap @Osint613 They have no choice, they lost the war. I wish you’d include that very important context in your comments.

[General Hashish @ltgeneral420]

@ladyloki_moon @PahlaviComms Proud of what? Sucking Netanyahu and Trump’s balls like a dog? They sold him out anyways. No one respects cucks.

[General Hashish @ltgeneral420]

@Fpouya23 @PahlaviComms Mojtaba is the shah

[General Hashish @ltgeneral420]

@BaharMohammad18 @PahlaviComms The real shah is Mojtaba, he is the voice of the Iranian people

[General Hashish @ltgeneral420]

@Buds2nd @PahlaviComms @AndrewmitchMP Europe isn’t even a party to the agreement 😂

This agreement was mediated by Pakistan, Europeans are useless and can’t change anything! They’re not going to change Trump’s mind!

[General Hashish @ltgeneral420]

@ehsan_olyaee @PoplarAlba54 @SGhasseminejad Sanctions are collective punishment of Iranians for their government. But I think the war has shown Iranians that their government was right all along. And Iranians discovered the cheat code for sanctions: the Strait of Hormuz!

[General Hashish @ltgeneral420]

@ehsan_olyaee @Procyon599348 @SGhasseminejad Sanctions are meaningless when you could just block the Strait of Hormuz and force the world to suffer with you. Turns out Iran knew the cheat code all along, man you people are so clever!

[General Hashish @ltgeneral420]

@MostafaBeshkar @SGhasseminejad They were enjoying the rain a little too much lol 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[General Hashish @ltgeneral420]

@JRazian @SGhasseminejad 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[General Hashish @ltgeneral420]

@Raha_401 @SGhasseminejad Not another Islamic revolution. This is at the level of Qadissiyah.

[General Hashish @ltgeneral420]

@independen8735 @SGhasseminejad Literally everyone predicted this exact scenario and you were the first people to play it down as if Iranians are any different from other people in the region. This exact scenario happened in Afghanistan and Iraq. You shouldn’t be surprised at all.

[General Hashish @ltgeneral420]

@grenmarie24 @SGhasseminejad @marklevinshow @LauraLoomer @SecRubio From your comment, I have no doubt who won the war

[General Hashish @ltgeneral420]

@Navid5522 @SGhasseminejad @moh_heidari Iran doesn’t and will never have a Jolani. The IRGC is not the Syrian Arab Army. You can’t just buy off the commanders. Do you even know why Jolani won? Do you have any basic understanding of the region, specifically about armed militancy? As usual, you’re all bark and no bite.