Laura

The past was yours but the future's mine

[Laura @lthomas157]

FREE KOBBIE MAINOO

[Laura @lthomas157]

@SCFCJosh96 Same with Andrés Escobar

[Laura @lthomas157]

Who knew Simba was a pastor in his spare time #loveisland

[Laura @lthomas157]

This is the parody account right?

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 Manchester United agree deal to sign Karl Darlow as new backup goalkeeper, here we go!

Deal done and signature to follow on Friday.

Bayindir expected to leave — story after @lauriewhitwell.

[Laura @lthomas157]

@Oluwakayode__ @BoluFolayan

[Laura @lthomas157]

@BayernAusBoston Jack Harrison?

[Laura @lthomas157]

Angelista it ain’t worth getting upset over a guy with those hairy shoulders #loveisland

[Laura @lthomas157]

Since when did The Telegraph start saying things like ‘creaming themselves’ 😂

[James Ducker @TelegraphDucker]

*Those* United *fans* criticising Spurs for signing Tonali and Fernandes, two players they would have been creaming themselves over had they signed for their club. I totally understand United’s position on both but deriding Spurs for their ambition is insane. And, no, it’s not Woodward era United. Tonali and Fernandes are not Schneiderlin and a past it, perennially crocked Schweinsteiger. I absolutely despise social media transfer wars. Catapult me back to the 90s.
And yes I’m in a bad mood

[Laura @lthomas157]

@ANCBlues @ste_henry And one assistant

[Laura @lthomas157]

@FCBarcelona @FIFAcom Get my players name out of your damn mouth

[Laura @lthomas157]

Whyyy 😪

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

▶️ 'All or Nothing: Manchester United', coming to Amazon Prime Video in 2027.

[Laura @lthomas157]

@FabrizioRomano Proves that if you hang in there, things do get better

[Laura @lthomas157]

@ItsJurassicMark If it’s a DH gate special please share the link!

[Laura @lthomas157]

Aidan looks like a yassified Harry Kane #loveisland

[Laura @lthomas157]

@Arsenal Unlucky lads, maybe in another 20 years

[Laura @lthomas157]

Ici, c'est Paris 🔴🔵⚪️

[Laura @lthomas157]

@piersmorgan Now you know how the other teams in the premier league feel when they play Arsenal

[Laura @lthomas157]

Brunooo 😍

[Laura @lthomas157]

The state of some of these decisions 🙃

[Transfer News Live @DeadlineDayLive]

🚨 The MOST HATED man in England right now.

Thomas Tuchel has not included the following players in his World Cup squad:

❌ Phil Foden.
❌ Cole Palmer.
❌ Harry Maguire.
❌ Lewis Hall.
❌ Adam Wharton.
❌ Luke Shaw.
❌ Fikayo Tomori.
❌ Morgan Gibbs-White.

And he's picked Jordan Henderson, Dan Burn and Jarell Quansah. ✅

(Source: @TeleFootball / @BBCSport / @TheAthleticFC)

[Laura @lthomas157]

@utdreport Mateus Fernandes