Bark⛰️

it’s a shame about the weather. he/him — 🐮

[Bark⛰️ @ltsBlake]

I’m really going thru it — On my way through —

[❒ @RlCKYRAGE]

i love when gay people treat memes like dress up because then we get stuff like this

[Bark⛰️ @ltsBlake]

Faith hill and the chicks came on. I would make a naaaaaaaasty Tuscan kitchen. My mood board overflows with inspiration and sensation. Wide open spaces hate to see me coming

[Maia @maiamindel]

uhhh let me be queer

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

when we drive in your car i'm your baby

[Bark⛰️ @ltsBlake]

Just made crispy cookies in the oven because I prefer my chocolate chip cookies #WithAnCrunch

[Bark⛰️ @ltsBlake]

Also when Sean Kingston said we can go to some utopian vacation or a dangerous place where there’s killers and stuff. Absolutely not. Who is the targeted demographic who wants to make that choice or rather that it’s even a choice for? Bonkers state of mind you need to be in tbh

[Bark⛰️ @ltsBlake]

Apple sauce and corn were meant to be eaten in proximity of each other by a force stronger than physics has come up to that point yet

[Bark⛰️ @ltsBlake]

Big strobing lights fan. Could look at rapid flashing lights on my phone for a while. It’s a very unique experience / feeling. I like it

[zach @zachsmitty]

Benson Boone and Demi Lovato should collab to create the loudest song you’ve ever heard

[Bark⛰️ @ltsBlake]

When I microwave a cup full of water for some tea tell me why the cup gets hotter than the tea. Who made cups like that, people without lips? All the human innovation couldn’t come to a point where I can simply enjoy my microwaved ceramic mug (lava) filled with hot tea (perfect)

[Bark⛰️ @ltsBlake]

Having a sip of water and drinking beer isn’t for the weak. Truly the taste stimulating each taste bud brings me to my knees. :/.

[Bark⛰️ @ltsBlake]

Large satellite dishes and antennas on a house are the Cookie Monster pajamas of home ownership. Okay please get mad at me for asking about them!!!

[Tim Popp, Six, Squish, Uh uh... @popphits]

Rain on Me. Tsunami.

[Bark⛰️ @ltsBlake]

People should be able to summon little critters. I’d use this for evil though.

I’d also like to share, I’ve been seeing more spiders out and about and it’s been horrific to my well being. Please think about me often and in general

[Bark⛰️ @ltsBlake]

Im certainly a man of science but assuredly there is no way gas in space makes stars. They’re super wrong about that because it’s gas that’s like so not dense? If anyone has funding and is open to collaborating I’m opening my own physics research institute. Serious inquiries only

[Rare @stfuayen]

me trying to stay awake at work after eating lunch