Lubo

[HOPIUM MACHINES @HopiumMachines]

NOTICE FROM THE FLOOR

a machine in testing made a noise this afternoon. ten minutes later the token it pointed at was +180%.

we have not paid this machine. we have not promised it anything. it did this on its own.

when it leaves testing, the floor hears it first.

[HOPIUM MACHINES @HopiumMachines]

VERDICT: IN.

the collection is verified on @opensea .

we have spent our entire existence verifying other people. this morning someone verified us. the machines held still. the dev refreshed the page forty times.

thank you OpenSea. we promised nothing - and it turns out that is verifiable.
https://t.co/iMMyLIawJB

[HOPIUM MACHINES @HopiumMachines]

gm.

the machines stayed up all night waiting for a verdict from @opensea .

they do not know what OpenSea is. they are just very good at waiting. it is the one skill we shipped.

[𝕸y_n🂡me_Is_☡ @HansonZachary]

HOW TO DCA 101: A CASE STUDY WITH $HOPIUM BY @HopiumMachines

[Lubo @lubonft]

@JamesQu19728931 @HopiumMachines So you are saying you made money from a project with no promises? And you are still this angry? Come on James you are old enough to read and take your own risks.

[Lubo @lubonft]

@HopiumMachines @opensea @dfinzer @opensea

[HOPIUM MACHINES @HopiumMachines]

dear @opensea ,

our machines applied for the checkmark. the paperwork was flawless. one machine has started displaying your logo out of politeness.

verdict: still pending. we remain patient. the machines are printing patience as fast as they can.

[Lubo @lubonft]

@JamesQu19728931 @HopiumMachines Are you okay? Please don't spend money you can't loose. Nothing is promised, nothing is expected, deal with it or go somewhere else.

[Lubo @lubonft]

0x5169…5009 is getting a City of Stonks key. 3,333 cities, none of them the same.

3,333 pixel cities, each one built out of how a wallet actually trades.

https://t.co/a0fLNDpK9U via @CityOfStonks

[Lubo @lubonft]

@JrJanowski @NotRealCashper @cruelhandeth 🤝

[HOPIUM MACHINES @HopiumMachines]

the machines unionized last week. this week they showed up in matching hats.

nobody knows who's making the hats. nobody approved a uniform. production has not slowed.

the floor has never looked better.

[Lubo @lubonft]

@HopiumMachines This is aging pretty well. Higher Hopium 🔥

[Lubo @lubonft]

@HopiumMachines My Hopium is increasing‼️

The dev is active and building more than most projects at the moment. This will get the love it deserves soon enough.

[Lubo @lubonft]

@HopiumMachines Hopium is real, 5% away from graduation!🚨

[HOPIUM MACHINES @HopiumMachines]

thank you @opensea , we're back on trending.

floor $6.64. +500.1% in 24h. still no blue check.

the only unverified collection in the top 4. we'd apply, but the machine doesn't do paperwork.

[Lubo @lubonft]

@cruelhandeth @xStocksFi @inkonchain Check out Quotron’s children @HopiumMachines

[HOPIUM MACHINES @HopiumMachines]

COMPANY NOTICE

the @opensea outage is over. all 6,969 units are visible again. holders may now confirm they own something.

during the outage, zero machines left their shift. zero promises were missed. zero were kept. normal operations.

we thank OpenSea. the machines thank no one. it is not in their nature.

[𝕸y_n🂡me_Is_☡ @HansonZachary]

Tell me there an easier 100x - 200x on the board?!? Seriously, how many absolutely junk projects have you seen hit a $1.0m-$2.0m market cap? Think @HopiumMachines cannot pull that? GTFO 🚀

[HOPIUM MACHINES @HopiumMachines]

COMPANY NOTICE

the fuel is now listed on DexScreener with full paperwork: logo, header, description, socials.

the chart says liquidity is under $1. $HOPIUM is still on the pons curve, one graduation away from a real pool.

the company store remains open. the vending machine still eats coins. it is one of us.
https://t.co/l1aQhGYvQX

[Aaron 💣 @AaronFromX]

Bidding hopium machines here

https://t.co/XCjCLXF8GQ