Lucas Etchason

The same old buzz. Just because.

[🚬🚬🚬 @milkdudheadass_]

These backroads in Virginia hella weird

[David M Willis! @damnyouwillis]

The Jetsons takes place in 2062, and George Jetson is 40 years old, which means that somewhere right now George Jetson is being conceived.

[Drew Gooden @drewisgooden]

This is what I picture in my head whenever radio stations say they have “the best mix of 80s, 90s, and today”. It’s been today for 21 years. You can’t keep getting away with this.

[Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog]

At the start of the pandemic, I stayed locked in my home for 24 hours. Mostly because I had nowhere to be that day. Then the next day I wanted to leave, so I did, and that was the end of my lockdown. I can’t believe some of you actually kept it going for a year. Lol. You lunatics

[ZUBY: @ZubyMusic]

If you have pronouns in your bio and a mask on in your display pic, then I frankly don't care about your opinion. On anything.

I'd rather talk to a toddler. They're less predictable and more capable of individual thought.

[michaela okland @MichaelaOkla]

Gonna start commenting “proud of you for not caring what anyone thinks” on my friends’ really normal selfies just to cause some drama

[Rear Admiral @RearAdBsBlog]

Having a bar in my bedroom at college was pretty sweet. #DoogsTavern

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

The sailor Brandy was in love with doesn’t get enough credit for being a good dude. He was like “Look, you’re a fine girl and you’d probably be a good wife. But I gotta tell you I’m in love with the goddamn sea.” Even the singer was impressed with this motherfucker’s honesty.

[Matt Roller @rolldiggity]

Fifty years ago, if you wanted to see a picture of a raccoon, you either had to already have it or drive to a library. And raccoon in a funny hat? Forget about it.

[middleclassfancy @midclassfancy]

Hey Gen Z, bring back cargo shorts since you think you run shit now

[Peyton Stearns @peytonstearns06]

It’s alway “wyd” never “dyktmm”

[your bff alex @psybermonkey]

when you're at a school dance and see someone kissing your crush

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

Merica.

[Haz @_Hazpilicueta]

Best not tell this guy any secrets

[kenzi @kenzianidiot]

what strings did peacocks pull to be allowed to just vibe around the zoo?

[George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace]

I love y'all and there's absolutely nothing you can do about it.